Friday, July 21, 2006
yellow, yellow..stinky fellow...
i just had to say that...that bloody phrase has been pent up inside me for days on end and absolutely noone has obliged by wearing something yellow so that i can chant that pharse at them all tauntingly...now do y'all believe that the entire universe is conspiring against me?? i have nothing to say...nothing to say...nothing to say...im turning into an inarticulate samosa -eating baboon....oh yes i am...i have nothing to say...when in doubt..talk about the weather...so here goes nothin...know why?? cos i have nothing to say....YAY! so anyways...the weather here is unbearably hot...no..im not nuts..canada can be warm...so warm it makes u wanna just go outside so that you can get skin cancer as soon as possible and put an end to the misery that is your life...oh yes..most definitely warm...and like pinky i too am going to get a heat stroke so that i can whine my way into oblivion...oblivion...people use the word oblivion all the time...where exactly would you land up if you were to blast yourself into oblivion...according to encarta..my source of reference for all things ism-ism ology-ology...oblivion means a state of being completely forgotten...terrifying isnt it?? makes you almost want to chisel your name into the stone of mount everest or mount rushmore-ish your face, dont it? or maybe thats just me...yea..probably is...but see..the thing is...the less people that know of my supremebeallandendall existence...the harder it is for me to pass my royal proclamations...dang it...i've worked myself into a corner...*waves hands in front of face in pseudo-mystical fshion* you didnt seeee aaaannnyyytthiiinnngg.....
the fairytaler at 11:39 AM
Saturday, July 08, 2006
of cast iron flying pigs and handpainted mugs...
yes..val...this year's hari keusahawanan really takes the cake...i am bahahahahahahahahahahaha-ing all the way here...i hope you hear it...k..enough with the sadism..but..just so y'all dont think i have become completely decrepit,bitter and evil...i shall pretend to comiserate and extend my artificial feelings of sympathy...dont mind me..im being a cow today...im pissed off at something that im probably not even supposed to give the time of day to...confused much?? yea..well join the club...apparently..i am "emotionally detached and aloof"...and i cant "commit"...hahahahaha..where have we all seen that word before??i dont like people anymore..theyre way overrated..i've made up my mind..im moving to sasketchwan..to do whatever the heck it is they do up there..i'll get myself a comfy hobbit hole..and get a lifetime's supply of doughnuts,chocolates,tom yam,ice kacang, asam laksa and shoes sent there..and i'll get dsl internet connection...and i wish more than anything that y'all were here right now...so anyway...now that i am so completely over this pseudo-emotional crud..yea..you heard me just right..CRUD...i would repeat it again..but i am a firm believer in waste not,want not...on to happier things...i saw a flying pig...yes..i did..no pong...i was not on medication at the time..though taking some might help my mental condition...i saw a flying pig...it was a piggy bank..and the best part is..it was made of cast iron...the way i see it..its a personal bank and crime deterrent...owh yea..see..if a thief comes at you and demands that you hand over the piggy bank..you could hurl it at his head..and there you go...instant unconcious felon...perfect for defending oneself..and its whimsical..perfect for all weirdos..
there is absolutely nothing in the world like hurling a hand painted mug at someone's head...not that i've had much experience in that particular field...im this close though..dont push it...
the fairytaler at 11:53 PM