Saturday, July 08, 2006

of cast iron flying pigs and handpainted mugs...

yes..val...this year's hari keusahawanan really takes the cake...i am bahahahahahahahahahahaha-ing all the way here...i hope you hear it...k..enough with the sadism..but..just so y'all dont think i have become completely decrepit,bitter and evil...i shall pretend to comiserate and extend my artificial feelings of sympathy...dont mind me..im being a cow today...im pissed off at something that im probably not even supposed to give the time of day to...confused much?? yea..well join the club...apparently..i am "emotionally detached and aloof"...and i cant "commit"...hahahahaha..where have we all seen that word before??i dont like people anymore..theyre way overrated..i've made up my mind..im moving to sasketchwan..to do whatever the heck it is they do up there..i'll get myself a comfy hobbit hole..and get a lifetime's supply of doughnuts,chocolates,tom yam,ice kacang, asam laksa and shoes sent there..and i'll get dsl internet connection...and i wish more than anything that y'all were here right now...

so anyway...now that i am so completely over this pseudo-emotional crud..yea..you heard me just right..CRUD...i would repeat it again..but i am a firm believer in waste not,want not...on to happier things...i saw a flying pig...yes..i did..no pong...i was not on medication at the time..though taking some might help my mental condition...i saw a flying pig...it was a piggy bank..and the best part is..it was made of cast iron...the way i see it..its a personal bank and crime deterrent...owh yea..see..if a thief comes at you and demands that you hand over the piggy bank..you could hurl it at his head..and there you go...instant unconcious felon...perfect for defending oneself..and its whimsical..perfect for all weirdos..

there is absolutely nothing in the world like hurling a hand painted mug at someone's head...not that i've had much experience in that particular field...im this close though..dont push it...

the fairytaler at 11:53 PM

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1 Comments

at 5:18 AM  Anonymous said...

Hey, yea, we'll b having a class party soon, next Sat actually, and we were talking about u. Ironically, we were talking about how, much we love your "I hate u"-ness, especially in the mornings. Haha, and we were thinking of walking around in Mafia masks again after the stinking SPM, and we thought of how u were tottering in your monochromatic skirt in heels and muttering sadistic love poems to yourself. Heh, "emotionally detached and aloof"? Have these people even SEEN u sit around wrapping aluminium foil or carry 75 tables bfore? Haha, do u hafta roar wif laughter to show your happiness or something?
Anyway, long time no talk my curly-haired accomplice. Apart frm the misery that seems to ooze frm this entry, anything else new?

Btw, there was this horrible case here where the government sent some idiot council ppl to shoot a guy's dogs, the idiots who probably cannot even manage to shoot at themselves managed to murder THIRTEEN dogs!!! Suen and I got all emotional and we both sent in letters to the star. It wasn't published. I think bcos I wrote a mile long letter, and it started wif with sarcasm and ended wif insult, heh, so much for kebebasan bersuara.

Anyway,
"Keep your face towards the sun and the shadows will fall behind you" :)

 

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