Friday, July 21, 2006
yellow, yellow..stinky fellow...
i just had to say that...that bloody phrase has been pent up inside me for days on end and absolutely noone has obliged by wearing something yellow so that i can chant that pharse at them all tauntingly...now do y'all believe that the entire universe is conspiring against me?? i have nothing to say...nothing to say...nothing to say...im turning into an inarticulate samosa -eating baboon....oh yes i am...i have nothing to say...when in doubt..talk about the weather...so here goes nothin...know why?? cos i have nothing to say....YAY! so anyways...the weather here is unbearably hot...no..im not nuts..canada can be warm...so warm it makes u wanna just go outside so that you can get skin cancer as soon as possible and put an end to the misery that is your life...oh yes..most definitely warm...and like pinky i too am going to get a heat stroke so that i can whine my way into oblivion...oblivion...people use the word oblivion all the time...where exactly would you land up if you were to blast yourself into oblivion...according to encarta..my source of reference for all things ism-ism ology-ology...oblivion means a state of being completely forgotten...terrifying isnt it?? makes you almost want to chisel your name into the stone of mount everest or mount rushmore-ish your face, dont it? or maybe thats just me...yea..probably is...but see..the thing is...the less people that know of my supremebeallandendall existence...the harder it is for me to pass my royal proclamations...dang it...i've worked myself into a corner...*waves hands in front of face in pseudo-mystical fshion* you didnt seeee aaaannnyyytthiiinnngg.....
the fairytaler at 11:39 AM