Thursday, September 28, 2006
the perils of Iced Cappucino...
seriously...whats not to like? first of all...one gets to jostle in crowds like its the last day for diwali shopping in kl...then, while being smushed like the unfortunate sardine that you are, one gets to fully appreciate the diverse aromas that stem from the skunky B.O. of people who are such activists for the environment that they only take one bath a year...the more devoted ones limit their water consumption to only a bi-annual teeth-cleansing ritual...which really doesnt make much of a difference if you're going to drink icky instant coffee everyday and smoke like you just cant wait to die of lung cancer...once again..i reiterate...i hate those stinky smokealots....if you really have to inhale fumes that turn your already puny lil lungs black...arrange to have your mouth surgically attached to the exhaust pipe of a car...or alternatively...inhale your fumes and gulp them down....when you're done with the cigarette...swallow it...that way you can keep your nasty ass habit to yourself...okay..a little off track here with my ever raging tirade agianst smokers...where was i?? trains..yes...people seem to lose all common courtesy when it comes to trains...in their perennial rush to get a seat...people tend to become utter cows...COWS..I TELL YOU...COWS....okay..om pizza...be calm..stay focused...how many holes are there in perforated ceiling tiles??hmm...i always start counting and then my teacher starts yelling and i lose track..then i have to start all over again...i want cake...maybe with bluberries...owh yea...do y'all know where i can get locusts?? i have a farm to kill...the original spring indicating groundhog died-ed...now its his cousin's uncle's son or something...i'm going to go bounce off the walls now...and maybe attempt to comprehend some calculus....or not...the fairytaler at 9:38 PM
Sunday, September 17, 2006
the silly moo goes on..
i used to be a generally articulate person...(i.e. once i got started, you wouldnt have been able to shut me up no matter how hard you tried...)..now, either i've aged tremendously or i've become jaded...i'm beginning to develop a most unhealthy sense of ...how else can i put it?? hatred..for almost everybody..people just seem to annoy me more these days...maybe im just a little uptight about school...maybe its beacuse i have no bloody idea of how to do bloody sodding oil immersion...maybe its because i cant understand the bleeding greatest integer function...maybe its because this is my 50th failed attempt at finishing one hundred years of solitude...or maybe..just maybe its cos im bloody fed up of being the overweight wallflower who is merely the provider of information and answers...maybe if you want answers you should go consult a freaking book..ever heard of it?...its just this little invention consisting of pieces of paper with words on them that are bound together...maybe i dont care anymore...maybe i need a break...maybe i am tired of understanding...maybe i need to shut up...maybe i'll actually start taking my own advice...maybe you're the worst thing to ever happen to my world since canned cabbage...thats it..im dragging my tsunami-fied self off to go do something more productive than whining here and appealing to the sense of sympathy of others..maybe i'll go juggle swords or run into a minefield...lord knows i need a change of scenery...the fairytaler at 12:03 AM
Monday, September 11, 2006
just when you thought you're rid of me...
I'M BAAAAAACK!!! a little crazier than before..but a whole lot more hyper due to increased caffeine intake...yippeekaiyay!! in the midst of all this ADD...i must regretfully announce that i will soon perish....yes..yes... this is no cruel joke...it is reality...for i shall be buried alive under mounds and mounds of homework...which i foresee in the not-so-distant future...im bloody bored...gonna die soon...boredom is a sodding moo..at this point ..i'd be content to watch grass grow...oi vey...i am ze very pathetic...shoot me now...the fairytaler at 9:42 AM