Thursday, September 28, 2006
the perils of Iced Cappucino...
seriously...whats not to like? first of all...one gets to jostle in crowds like its the last day for diwali shopping in kl...then, while being smushed like the unfortunate sardine that you are, one gets to fully appreciate the diverse aromas that stem from the skunky B.O. of people who are such activists for the environment that they only take one bath a year...the more devoted ones limit their water consumption to only a bi-annual teeth-cleansing ritual...which really doesnt make much of a difference if you're going to drink icky instant coffee everyday and smoke like you just cant wait to die of lung cancer...once again..i reiterate...i hate those stinky smokealots....if you really have to inhale fumes that turn your already puny lil lungs black...arrange to have your mouth surgically attached to the exhaust pipe of a car...or alternatively...inhale your fumes and gulp them down....when you're done with the cigarette...swallow it...that way you can keep your nasty ass habit to yourself...okay..a little off track here with my ever raging tirade agianst smokers...where was i?? trains..yes...people seem to lose all common courtesy when it comes to trains...in their perennial rush to get a seat...people tend to become utter cows...COWS..I TELL YOU...COWS....okay..om pizza...be calm..stay focused...how many holes are there in perforated ceiling tiles??hmm...i always start counting and then my teacher starts yelling and i lose track..then i have to start all over again...i want cake...maybe with bluberries...owh yea...do y'all know where i can get locusts?? i have a farm to kill...the original spring indicating groundhog died-ed...now its his cousin's uncle's son or something...i'm going to go bounce off the walls now...and maybe attempt to comprehend some calculus....or not...the fairytaler at 9:38 PM