Monday, October 16, 2006
an ode to the blasted freezing wilderness that is canada...
first off...I HATE JUUU(read : you...that's how the shera punjab ppl here pronounce you...dont ask..)and now...i shall commence my ranting and raving...brace yourselves..gentle audience...
i hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate...hmm..lemme see...EVERYTHING...why? because..everything seems to exist for the sole purpose of infuriating me and inconveniencing the course of my everyday life...take..the bus people for example..these people together with translink bc are conspiring to ruin my life...no matter how early i get to the station..theyre 2 miunutes earlier than me...always..its like they're psychic...they then proceed to clog the escalator queue because they are ancient and do not understand simple escalator courtesy..stay on the right if u wanna stand there like a big immovable boulder...otherwise..keep on the left..and climb the bloody stairs...after that..when we finnaly get up to the godforsaken freezing open air platform...they jostle and shove in order to get right to the front so that they can have a snowball's chance in heck of getting a seat on the overcrowded sardine can-like train..when it finally arrives in all its tin-ny glory...once i survive through that ordeal...i have to get to skool..where life isnt really any better...because of the bus people...i get yelled at for being late to chem lab...then i have to set up all the apparatus by my vertically-challenged self...which is an amazing feat considering that the buret is almost as tall as i am...then i, like a hero attempt to pour in the bloody acid into the buret from the ground...and fail miserably..causing the acid to spill onto everything..including the lab report i stayed up late to finish..yes..i should just give up now and go raise yaks...oh..and heres the cherry on top of the melty sundae that is my life...i have a philosophy test today..and i have no idea what im going to be tested on...even if i did..it wouldnt make much of a difference..cos my brain is too addled to coherently answer questions anayway..so there you have it...my misery ..in a nutshell...
im going to go to wendy's to drown my sorrows in a frosty..maybe i'll get run over by a truck halfway...
the fairytaler at 12:33 PM