Thursday, June 01, 2006
i blame you...BLASTED GROUNDHOG!!
yea..y'all read right.i am now directing my substantial wrath towards the universe at the G-creature...no..i wont utter its blasphemous name anymore..it took away summer...darn rodent...i should really go get myself a shot gun...eliminate all the rodents..summer comes again..we're all happy...wearing t-shirts wont make you get frostbite and cause your arms to fall off...so...g-creature elimination program in session...step one..) obtain gun license...(if not possible legally..go steal a gun...)
step two..)carefully map out rodent concentration topographical data...
step three..)go on a rampage and stop at nothing to annihilate rodents...
step four..)rejoice at the success of having successfully murdered one rodent while regretting the loss of one toe due to severe depth perception issues in the presidential suite of a beautiful place with nice people in white coats running around with hypodermic needles...
yes..i have it all planned out.
in other news,
it is raining today because and only beacuse i didnt wear may hoodie today.yup..yup.. the universe is conspiring against me...but i wont admit defeat so soon...no..not me...for i am resourceful...i will go buy myself an umbrella...BAHAHAHAHAHAHA ...HA. i outsmarted the universe...or maybe i shouldnt say that just yet. it might start snowing or tornado-ing or tsunami-ing or earthquaking..did i mention that vancouver is near a geographical faultline...yea..i could be earthquaked to death at any given time...
so i suggest y'all gimme any gifts or tokens of appreciation right now...because you never know..Kal ho naa ho...for all you hindi-challenged ones out there..it means..tomorrow might or might not come..rough translation la..im not a stinkin poet...
which leads me to my next point...theres this dude on the train...who is messed in the head...like many of the other train patrons...(yes..including me..but im messed in a good way...)so anyways..this dude always gets on and gets off the train at the same time as me...both ways..which is kinda uncanny considering that about a gabillion people take the train each day...yea so..this dude..is odd..he recites poetry..out loud..in crowded trains...and is surprisingly good...but is annoying all the same because..whe its rush hour..and you've spent a loooonnnggg torturous day at school..all you want to do is go home...and the extremely crowded sardine train wont let you do that in peace...but okie..thats a fact of life..i can deal..but what i cant deal with is some nutjob screaming poetry into my ears in a crowded train..(btw..he always manages, by some misfortune on my part..,to end up standing right next to me...)which is creepy..because like i said..gabillion people on a train..yada yada yada..the only thing that is saving him from having his neck wrung clean off is the fact that his poetry is bearable and the fact that my hands are often occupied by books and my bag..which is heavier than me...but one day..i'll lose it..and be charged with the homicide of crazy poetry dude...
watch this space for updates..or an obituary of crazy poetry dude...
i have math class now..to go and be bored to tears or not to go? that is the question...
i dont really have a choice in the matter..so adieu..
the fairytaler at 2:34 PM