Wednesday, April 19, 2006
old age...23rd
thank you pohz...for reminding me that im now a year closer to being a geriatric...that im one year closer to my tragic death....that im one wrinkle closer to botox...uhuh..yea...but seriously pohz...thank you ...for remembering....it means a lot....im so buying you a chocolate bunny...
okie...all sentimentality and twitchy nosed rodents aside...im hurtling towards old agedom...and theres nothing i can do about it...exactly what do i have to show for these (soon-to-be) seventeen years of existence?
no nobel prize..no pulitzer...no nothin...
what on earth is gonna happen in ten years?
hakuna might not cut it anymore...
and i never thought that would scare me...
but..it does...
the fairytaler at 10:04 PM
Tuesday, April 11, 2006
before i go purple...
yea..so sue me..i get bored...and since i think y'all are too...
voila...acquaint yourselves once again with my insanity...
| You Are Teal Green |
 You are a one of a kind, original person. There's no one even close to being like you. Expressive and creative, you have a knack for making the impossible possible. While you are a bit offbeat, you don't scare people away with your quirks. Your warm personality nicely counteracts and strange habits you may have. |
next....
| You Are 50% Weird |
 Normal enough to know that you're weird... But too damn weird to do anything about it! |
| Your Famous Last Words Will Be: |
 "What we know is not much. What we don't know is enormous." |
so true...so so true...
| Your Quirk Factor: 69% |
 You're so quirky, it's hard for you to tell the difference between quirky and normal. No doubt about it, there's little about you that's "normal" or "average." |
re..ee..aa..lly.....
| People Envy Your Generosity |
 You're a giving soul, and you'd do almost anything for those you love. And they'd do anything for you! People may envy how giving you are, but more than anything, they envy those you open your heart to. |
where got??have u ever seen me being nice without a valid reason?...thebeallness in me jusz doesnt allow for such frivolity...
| Your Values Profile |
 Loyalty: You value loyalty a fair amount. You're loyal to your friends... to a point. But if they cross you, you will reconsider your loyalties. Staying true to others is important to you, but you also stay true to yourself. Honesty: You value honesty a fair amount. You're honest when you can be, but you aren't a stickler for it. If a little white lie will make a situation more comfortable, you'll go for it. In the end, you mostly care about "situational integrity." Generosity: You value generosity a fair amount. You are all about giving, as long as there's some give and take. Supportive and kind, you don't mind helping out a friend in need. But you know when you've given too much. You have no problem saying "no"! Humility: You value humility a fair amount. You tend to be an easy going, humble person. But occasionally your ego takes over. You have a slight competitive streak - and the need to be the best. Tolerance: You value tolerance highly. Not only do you enjoy the company of those very different from you... You do all that you can to seek it out interesting and unique friends. You think there are many truths in life, and you're open to many of them. |
ummm...if u say so...
| Your Five Factor Personality Profile |
 Extroversion: You have medium extroversion. You're not the life of the party, but you do show up for the party. Sometimes you are full of energy and open to new social experiences. But you also need to hibernate and enjoy your "down time." Conscientiousness: You have high conscientiousness. Intelligent and reliable, you tend to succeed in life. Most things in your life are organized and planned well. But you borderline on being a total perfectionist. Agreeableness: You have medium agreeableness. You're generally a friendly and trusting person. But you also have a healthy dose of cynicism. You get along well with others, as long as they play fair. Neuroticism: You have medium neuroticism. You're generally cool and collected, but sometimes you do panic. Little worries or problems can consume you, draining your energy. Your life is pretty smooth, but there's a few emotional bumps you'd like to get rid of. Openness to experience: Your openness to new experiences is high. In life, you tend to be an early adopter of all new things and ideas. You'll try almost anything interesting, and you're constantly pushing your own limits. A great connoisseir of art and beauty, you can find the positive side of almost anything. |
okay..this is getting old...
| You Are 44% Abnormal |
 You are at medium risk for being a psychopath. It is somewhat likely that you have no soul. You are at medium risk for having a borderline personality. It is somewhat likely that you are a chaotic mess. You are at low risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is unlikely that you are in love with your own reflection. You are at medium risk for having a social phobia. It is somewhat likely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement. You are at low risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is unlikely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer. |
did ya think i was gonna stop?
well...bahahahahahahaha..ha
| What Your Face Says |
 At first glance, people see you as driven and ambitious. Overall, your true self is reserved and logical. With friends, you seem dramatic, lively, and quick to react. In love, you seem mysterious and interesting. In stressful situations, you seem cheerful and optimistic. |
on to the next...i dont feel like ive tortured y'all enough yet...
Your #1 Match: INTP |
The Thinker You are analytical and logical - and on a quest to learn everything you can. Smart and complex, you always love a new intellectual challenge. Your biggest pet peeve is people who slow you down with trivial chit chat. A quiet maverick, you tend to ignore rules and authority whenever you feel like it. You would make an excellent mathematician, programmer, or professor. |
Your #2 Match: ENTP |
The Visionary You are charming, outgoing, friendly. You make a good first impression. You possess good negotiating skills and can convince anyone of anything. Happy to be the center of attention, you love to tell stories and show off. You're very clever, but not disciplined enough to do well in structured environments. You would make a great entrpreneur, marketing executive, or actor. |
Your #3 Match: INFP |
The Idealist You are creative with a great imagination, living in your own inner world. Open minded and accepting, you strive for harmony in your important relationships. It takes a long time for people to get to know you. You are hesitant to let people get close. But once you care for someone, you do everything you can to help them grow and develop. You would make an excellent writer, psychologist, or artist. |
Your #4 Match: ENFP |
The Inspirer You love being around people, and you are deeply committed to your friends. You are also unconventional, irreverant, and unimpressed by authority and rules. Incredibly perceptive, you can usually sense if someone has hidden motives. You use lots of colorful language and expressions. You're qutie the storyteller! You would make an excellent entrepreneur, politician, or journalist. |
okie..now im satisfied....
hakuna...
the fairytaler at 8:30 PM
my life is ooover...
yea people...thanks for all your love and undying devotion but i think its time for me to bid this stanky ass existence adieu....the drudgery..the boredom...the HOMEWORK....almost too much to bear...therefore im jusz gonna speed up the process a little...life changes all the time...but i cant wait for the karma-natural-process-of-things to mosey along...so here goes nothin...geronimo...see y'all...dont stress...it causes wrinkles and botox is bad...remember that if its the last thing you do....
I'M GOIN PURPLE!!!!
I'M GOIN PURPLE!!!!
the fairytaler at 8:14 PM
Thursday, April 06, 2006
very..very the happy...
well...sorta...skool's out!! okie fine..so im telling y'all a partial lie..whaddaya gonna do?i have physics till vasakhi...yup..sucky..but its not like theres anything too pleasing about vasakhi here anyways....REASONS VASAKHI SUCKS IN MEESETOPIA...
uhem ahem..uhem...
- the people here have seriously diseased heraing faculties...the like the tang-a-nang-a-nang type of bhangra...u noe..like mr.starry pajamas in verr zaara...(or maybe u dont) but anyways...visualize a grown man jumping about..whooping and shouting..arams and legs flailing in a ll directions like a very tipsy windmill...yup...see what i mean?
- meethai here stinks...to say he elast..meethai meaning sweetmeats...usually giant clods of barfi...barfi being a sort of milk cake...normally in msia..we'd go to jai ind and get the low fat,almond encrusted variety...but where the heck am i gonna get it here la???!! the ones here smell like cow...literally...
- ahahahahaha...now we get to the heart of the matter...there is absolutely nothing that they sell here that i would even consider wearing...to my own funeral...30 years after im cremated...ever in my after life....its all bright and garish...its like they want your outfits to be able to double up as your uniform should you apply for a job as airport groundstaff on the runway....what a blindingly neon,sequinny lunatic employee you'd make....the planes will probably internally combust at the sight...
- no friends....no punjabi friends that is...and im not quite sure that i want any....the ones here seem to come with an extra instinct....matchmaking...they'd matchmake scampering squirrels if the squirrels werent such giant vicious rodents....
- this is jusz completely random....a puddle found me the other day and wet my books...yes..puddles have it in for me...its a mutiny...i dont think they agree with the POWERSTHATBE's decision to extend my term as hujan hooligan....damn these politics....
in other news...i want a muffin...
and thats all the time we have for today...join me again the next time i blog on a whim....
the fairytaler at 12:28 PM