Tuesday, January 10, 2006
oi vey...no..really..oi vey..
i went to skool for the first time in 4 months yesterday...anyone whose soft heart this lil pice of information has pierced..feel free to buy me a pair of condolence shoes...that way i'll be convinced that y'all being my adoring and devoted subjects really,truly do feel my pain here...dont roll your eyes, ingrates...im not done yet...i still havent told u what a truly enlightening experience my first day has been...allow me to revert to gushing inarticulate omg-y insanity to tell u bout this blessed occasion...- val, pong,pohz,shal,rakel....all of y'all...help MEEEEEE!!the people here are all auntles...for real...the dudes here are a gabillion times taller than i could even wish to be and theyre all old looking...they have beards...and multiple holes in their faces besides the ones god bestowed them...they look like ornamented swiss cheese...and they scare me...theyre worse than all the interact installation uncties and auntles put together...in a nutshell...theyre big mean looking exhaust fume inhaling ogre type people with beards...and theyre supposed to be sixteen??maybe they were held back a few hundred years..
- i now know that my brains have rusted and seeped out of my ears...(how exactly is that possible) i know nothing of the math i spent the whole of last year doing...bu wait..i have a valid excuse...speedy stole my books...yup..yup...
- me, trains, and early mornings make for a disastrous combination...(i take the skytrain to school)...and for some reason those people who give out free newspapers outside the staion seem to get great joy out of trying to stick the aforesaid newspapers up my nostrils as i pass by...i think that they think that its their new game...evrytime i pass by the stinky newspaper grazes my nose...i have paper cuts on my nose to prove it...
the fairytaler at 9:50 PM