Wednesday, December 28, 2005
im baaaacckkk....and still freezing...what else is new??
yes..yes..my adoring public..it is true..those rumours your bearded auntie hissed into ur wax clogged ears..they are very much god's gospel truth...I AM BACK!!!yay me!okie..self adoration aside...well..maybe not completely aside..but more like a lil off centre for now...how r y'all?? i have been so out of it ...tell me everything..the whos..whys..whats..wheres..and so on and so forth...while waiting for your im-a-fren-so-i-have-to-tell-her-anyway obligatory replies..i shall fill y'all in on the deliriously sad assed details of my its-so-dull-your-toes-will-fall-off life...
1. we moved way from the funny farm...(actually its jusz a blueberry and raspberry farm..but the antics of its loony occupants suggest otherwise..) u there..in your seat..do the wave..u noe u want to...okie fine..even if u dont..anything the supreme be all and end all says could most proably be a proclamation and as such disobeying a proclamation is usually punishable by having ur icecream drip onto ur shoes for the rest of your life..bahahahahahahahaha ha. for u see..lil mortals..i have the upper hand..either u dont eat icecream forever..or u dont wear pretty shoes forever...then thers always jusz doing a simple devotional wave to commemorate my liberty from the funny farm...ur choice..
2. we moved into our own hse..and guess what? ican actually see cars from this one...wheeeeeeee....joy and rapture..shafts of heavenly light beaming down upon this blessed abode..okiela..its not that fantastic..but honestly if u've been trapped on a farm with crazy depressed famine inducing nuts for one month...even that masjid india place would seem like paradise...(well..actually..maybe not)
3. i have 3 frens so far...my power drill...(yes..i am capable of power tooling...the suprembeallandendall has acquired a new skill..with which i am one step closer to world domination...watch out mortals...btw..can we please have a convention of the wrc** sometime soon..??have to discuss wrold domination and mortal traffic control policies..besides that..i also noe the flippy scottish lady who lives on the 4th floor and her adorable mutt named maxwell...the scottish lady is about a gabillion years old and looks like a prune...not exagerrating this time...okie..so shes not purple..but otherwise..pruny she is...she walks maxwell everyday and insists on getting into the elevator even when its clearly going to the basemnt jusz so that she can get to the 4th floor..she also has a tendency of sticking her elbows out jusz when the elevator door is about to shut..i think she has some issues with her elbows and would like to discard them and this is the only logical way for her to do so...barmy soul..maxwell..is this lil feather duster of a dog..completely lovable...but behind that angelic floppy haired facade lies and evil lil attention seeking demon..who absolutely wont budge when theres other people around...he has to be petted by everyone before he even makes a feeble attempt to be angelic again...he jusz doesnt move...not even when the barmy scottish lady yells her lungs out with such gusto that im actually afraid that her lungs will do jusz that...and so the conclusion is..maxwell is YYYEEEEEVVVIIILL...but that doesnt stop him from being my fren..what fun is it to talk to a power drill anyway??theyre awfully arrogant...
no u shut up..no u shut up...no u first..no u first...
the fairytaler at 1:05 PM