Thursday, December 01, 2005
and he never even got to see christmas...
tedo died...yup..the cutesy adorable german sheperd who was the only sane soul in the entire household...he turned out to be not so sane after all...he, in an obviously failed attempt to cross the freeway,stood very stupidly in a car's way...so splat goes the doggie...cruella aren't i??but in a nutshell..thats how he died...the whole family cried and cried and cried..and owh yea..cried...when they weren't crying they we planning on crying..u could jusz see it...hmm...i havent cried for over 10 minutes now..maybe its time for another wailing teary episode...and so a-wailing they went...wail..wail..wail...and their last words to the dog..."told u u shouldnt have crossed the street"...yea..if im on my deathbed..the nicest thing one could ever say to me is.."told ya so..."...uhuh...im loving them already...in other news...let it snow..let it snow..let it snow...its snowing..yay!! iloooooovvvvvvvvvvvveeee snow..make s for great snowball fights..its also easier to make cold compresses..for people like me who are obviously a lil retarded when it comes to avoiding swinging car doors...the other day..i opened the dorr into my face...yea..im a genius...can i get a hallelujah??no? k ...fine ...heathens...wanna hear more fun facts...?yes?...no?? well..i dont give a rat's ass what u think...read on...i feel like being bratty today and there's nothing u can do about it...BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA...they got a new dog...i think he's a lab mix...he's completely black and is loud..this free-spirited quadraped has a powerful set of lungs..actually i think they're actually subwoofers...he hates being in captivity ...ironic aint it??pet dog abhors captivity...little lunatic wails at the very top of his lungs when placed in a cage...otherwise he leaves u stinky little tokens of gratitude all over the house...i think he's secretly YYYEEEVVVIIILLL...but evryone thinks im insane...as usual...dont come crying to me when he tries to dominate the world....p.s. the lil adorable wanna-be bagpipe's name is simba..well actually it was reeray, then simba...then teddy..then himmat..then simba again..(undecided turkeys..the lot of em..)
the fairytaler at 4:13 PM