Thursday, November 24, 2005

I LIVE....okey..fine..so im lying...

life has virtually stopped...for me at least...ive been so used to running from one place to the next..my entire life being a blur of rushing from one tuition to another..running to and from school...running some kind of errand or the other...hanging out with friends,family or complete lunatic strangers im made to spend time with...in a nutshell..there hasnt been a moment in my 16 years of existence so far hwere i have been devoid of things to do..until now that is..
for the past 3 weeks ..ive been suffering...really..i mean really in pain...not physical..but mental agony..having nothing to do and having nobody to talk to can really take its toll on a person...i cant scam...(actually if i really anted to..can la...but with relatives..its too much of a mess if i get caught)...i cant rant and rave about my world domination plots..(theres a grandpa here who thinks that the termites should be exterminated because they walk around too loudly and are thus interuppting his beauty sleep...(honestly..the beauty part is a bit of an exaggeration..but im not saying hes not beautiful..hes generally as pretty as the next crabby 80 something year old with a penchant for yelling at read: me)all i can do is watch the bloody grass grow..and believe u me..theres an abundance of that here...if ever the cows in malaysia r dying of hunger..fling em over here..silly moos'll have more than enough to fill all four of their stomachs..(even though thats not supposed to happen)and ah yes..before it slips my mind...this godforsaken place is also cold...so cold that black ice forms on the roads and highways...black ice that one cant see while driving..black ice so lethal that ones car can skid rite off the highway and into some ditch..black ice that could kill you..black ice that has killed 2 people and has put one person into the ICU so far...black ice that could kill more...bloody weather...on the upside..the weather people are saying that it might snow...YAY!!how do i noe this?? i watch the weather channel...pathetic no?go on ask me the temperature rite now..go on...its...*cue: drumroll* a fanbloodytastic 2 degrees celcius...and my socks dont work...i've been taking pictures though..so once i move into my house i'll get the comp set up and i'll put up the pics so that y'all can see the barren wasteland in which ive landed myself...we're due to move in around mid december...thats if god likes us and all la...skool starts in january..grade 11...bloody terrifed..all the poeple are scary auntles and uncties....the beardy and the pierced and the huge...huger than huge..more like ginormous scary ppl...as much as i'd hate to admit it..they are nice once you get to know them...see...i give credit where its due...also...im being stared to death here..these people that im living with rite now..dont believe in feeding their guests more than one meal a week...its a cult thing...

the fairytaler at 11:30 PM

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2 Comments

at 1:05 AM  Anonymous said...

Hehe, well, obesed one the starng isn't all dat bad if u look frm Cik Foo's ugly point of view. Hehe, no matter wat happens, alwas remember, I am in another country smirkig at customers, mocking yooooo... :)

 

at 1:07 AM  Anonymous said...

Wei, this key board sucks, lemme change:
Hehe, well, obesed one, the starving thing isn't all dat bad if u look frm Cik Foo's ugly point of view. Hehe, no matter wat happens, always remember, I am in another country, smirkig at customers, mocking yooooo... :)

 

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