Thursday, October 27, 2005
living in a closet...
yes..thats where i'll live out the remainder of my sadly wasted life...in a stinky closet which was previously home to a bunch of moth eaten coats and stupid nonfunctional mothballs...but on a less morbid note...we went house hunting today...yes we did..we did ..we did...okie..i noe im repeating myself like a broken mojo jojo...its jusz that i've been sooo bored lately..smart ass that i am..i packed off all my precious books on the container..thinking that i'd be more than occupied watching grass grow..how gravely mistakrn i was...i now sit here rotting in my misery and boredom..watching grass grow and waving back at the extremely friendly flies who seem to think i want to be friends...such is the tragedy of my existence..i cant even eat to fill the time..i cant afford to..im morbidly obese as it is..hole in the ground obese but soon to be borderline tsunami obese..(for full obesity level information..seek out valoi vey...i am one bitter old coot...
gimme my alice in wonderland and a big bar of chocolate...please....i need help...
the fairytaler at 10:40 PM