Wednesday, September 07, 2005
not so shabby....
if i do say so myself...off from school today thanks to pa's bellisimo neverending supply of m.c.s...but honestly, i am ill...really,truly ill...so ill i couldnt make it to school today...yes..that ill i am....convinced yet?? nah..who am i kidding?? i am a big fakey liar...but right now an ill big fakey liar...time for updates...
- i have a new scam...okie fine...miss obesity(she's going to clonk my head with a nine iron) and i have a new scam....heres the interesting bit...the scammee is every bit as cunning as the scammers...maybe even more so...but since i am the alpha and the omega..the be all and end all supreme ruler of the universe and all its little insignificant contents...i shall emerge triumphant...i am beyond positively sure about this one...
- the results for the most inopportunely timed test in the entire world have been handed over....and i can now say with absolutely no hesitation and fear of being smited....that god has apparently gone on a vacation....probably to the galapagos or something...i prayed and i prayed and i prayed...and then i prayed some more...but did my itty-bitty prayer request come true...nu-uh...wanna know why?? cos god's taking a break...was a string of a's and b's too much to ask for??honestly...sometimes i jusz feel like going up to the POWERS-THAT-BE and confronting them..." yea...yea..i'm talking to you....lets take it outside" *cue: evil sneer and twitching vein next to eyeball*
- gone around the bend much?? i was possibly the most furious...fumingly...ifyoupeopledontfindmybookwhichyalllostinthefirstplaceimgonnakillyall..sort of friend yesterday...but once again..i have an explanation for my murderous tendencies...i was PMS-ing...yes i was...contrary to popular belief my pissed off face is not the only expression i own..i also own a blur face( which i use most of the time),an ihateyousogoaway face,an ohmygodtherescake face (which i reserve especially for my calorie laden trips to secret recipe) and my superior imthealphaandtheomegasocowerinmypresenceyouinsignificantcreatures face(which i use sparingly due to unfounded rumours circulating that i am the world's biggest snob)...
- p and m are okie for now...and when i say for now.. i mean this very second...this very moment..because unbeknownst to the ginormous population of this planet....world war three,four,five,six,seven,891011121314151617181920...so on and so forth have been erupting in the fairytaler household since the effervescent one (read : me) was born...
- but nevertheless..cake and icecream shall prevail...the meek shall inherit the earth and kfc will stop butchering harmless little mutant chickens for financial gain...mark my words....vegetarianism is the future...
now...where did i put my cheeseburger?
the fairytaler at 12:17 PM