you cant make me..so there!!

i am very the confused...

2006-12-30T01:51:00.000-08:00

yea..yea...go ahead..roll your eyes and think..oi vey..what else is new?...but tis true..i am truly confounded...and so i have decided...to buy myself a horse...and wonder of wonders..guess what i did?? i bought myself a horse...boxing day sale...70% off...now all i have to figure out is whether they have a horse parking bay at my school..or whether they'll make one to accomodate Hoofy...dont ask...the name came with the horse...oh well..beggars cant be choosers..so Hoofy it is...he is currently freezing his horsy butt off in my backyard...do i care?...strangely yes..i am mildly concerned for the welfare of this quadraped...should i be concerned about my state of mind?to alleviate his incessant shivering..i am in the process of trying to convince my ancient neighbour to knit a cashmere sweater for Hoofy..yup..yup..for some reason..she thinks im mad...shes the deranged one...who happens to smell like boiled cabbage...she knits fugly sweaters for her cats..but she cant knit one for hoofy?...its dicrimination i tell ya...pure unfounded discrimination...shes specieist...

its late...i will continue this insanity at a later date...adieu...and heres a HAPPY NEW YEAR to y'all..just in case i dont see y'all online in time to wish y'all...have blast in 2007!

im bored..once again...so..yup..you guessed it...QUIZZES!!!

2006-12-30T00:53:00.000-08:00

Dark Purple

To others, you seem a bit dark, mysterious, and moody.In truth, you are just a very unique person who doesn't care what others think.And you really enjoy your offbeat interests and friends.You've decided that life is about living for yourself - simple as that.

What Color Purple Are You?

there's more.....

Your Learning Style: Curious and Brilliant

You are a very abstract learner. You can grasp even the most complex theories.

You Should Study:

Astronomy
Biology
Chemistry
Computer Science
Linguistics
Mathematics
Philosophy
Physics
Psychology

What Should You Study?

can we have a big BAHAHAHAHAHAHA...?

on we shall plow...

You Have Your Sarcastic Moments

While you're not sarcastic at all times, you definitely have a cynical edge.
In your opinion, not all people are annoying. Some are dead!
And although you do have your genuine moments, you can't help getting your zingers in.
Some people might be a little hurt by your sarcasm, but it's more likely they think you're hilarious.

How Sarcastic Are You?

aww..now this has gotten me feeling trite...so im going to offer *gasp* *choke* an apology *gasp* *choke*...im very very very the sorry if i've ever hurt any one of y'all with my sometimes misdirected evilness...truly..i am..please dont go all sociopath-with-deep-rooted-issues-stemming-from-an-evil-friend's-stupid-comments-made-a-bajillion-years-ago...

enough of the mush..now on to more mind numbingly meaningless quiz results...they bring me joy in the most bizarre way..

You Are A Walnut Tree

You are strange and full of contrasts... the oddball of your group.
You are unrelenting and you have unlimited ambition.
Not always liked but always admired, you are more infamous than famous.
You are aggressive and spontaneous, and your reactions are often unexpected.
A jealous and passionate person, you are difficult in romantic relationships.

What's Your Celtic Horoscope?

the not always liked part...yup..yup..the admired part..a bit sketchy if you ask me...my absolute faith in the accuracy of these quizzes is quickly fading...jealous..?says who?...im so selfless it kills me...most of the time..okay..maybe sometimes...fine...rarely..okay..fine..you win..blasted conscience...never...okay..?are you happy now?

and on we go...

You Are Apple Red

You're never one to take life too seriously, and because of it, you're a ton of fun.
And although you have a great sense of humor, you are never superficial.
Deep and caring, you do like to get to the core of people - to understand them well.
However, any probing you do is light hearted and fun, sometimes causing people to misjudge you.

What Color Red Are You?

im a ton of fun...who knew?..yup..these quizzes are definitely beyond a doubt..flawed to heck and beyond...deep and caring...lets have another BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA here...for i am yeeeeeeeeeeeevvvviiiiiiiilll...yeeeeeevvviiiiiiilll i tell yoooooouuuuuuu.....

neeeeeeeeeeeeeeext.....

Your Aura is Violet

Idealistic and thoughtful, you have the mind and ideas to change the world.
And you have the charisma of a great leader, even if you don't always use it!

The purpose of your life: saying truths that other people dare not say

Famous purples include: Mahatma Gandhi, Martin Luther King, Jr., Susan B. Anthony

Careers for you to try: Political Activist, Inventor, Life Coach

What Color Is Your Aura?

now i know this is all a bunch of crud...im agonna raise yaks in mongolia...and we mongol yak herders have no need for such fancy shmancy stuff...pass the hay...

are y'all bored yet?cos i could do this all day...wheeeee...

You Have Good Karma

In general, you like to do the right thing when it comes to others.
Your caring personality really shines through.
Sure, you have your moments of weakness - and occasionally act out.
But, all in all, you're karma is good... even with those few dark spots.

How's Your Karma?

flawed..i tell you..absolutely flawed...

but amusing nonetheless...so on we go...

Your Personality Cluster is Introverted Thinking

You are:

Objective, honest, and credible
Intellectually curious, with many diverse interests
More inclined toward ideas than people
Fiercely independent and unapologetically unconventional

What's Your Personality Cluster?

maybe i'll take back some of the flawed part...not all..but some...

okay..fine...i know..this is sucky...i agree...one more k?..then im done...promise...and i also promise to get some help getting over this addiction...

You Are Lightning

Beautiful yet dangerous
People will stop and watch you when you appear
Even though you're capable of random violence

You are best known for: your power

Your dominant state: performing

What Type of Weather Are You?

awww..lemme do one more...just one more...

Your Birthdate: April 23

You're not good at any one thing, and that's the problem.
You're good at so much - you never know what to do.
Change is in your blood, and you don't stick to much for long.
You are destined for a life of travel and fun.

Your strength: Your likeability

Your weakness: You never feel satisfied

Your power color: Bright yellow

Your power symbol: Asterisk

Your power month: May

What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

ya la...i noe la...im a flake..and im probably gonna end up a hobo..thanks for rubbing it in...

and it is on this bitter note that i conclude today's quiz result torture post...

okay...so you've finally succeeded...

2006-12-22T23:43:00.000-08:00

i hope you're happy you've won this stooopid dare...cos im mortified...and strangely fascinated with the insight...

wheeeeeee....

2006-11-14T22:09:00.000-08:00

i bid thee welcome...long lost amigos..i have been facing mortal peril as have y'all...i am happy to say that i escaped unscathed save for a few lost marbles here and there...it is my sincerest hope that y'all survive this ordeal too...for only then can we descend upon the malls in one fell swoop come peak skin cancer season...i do believe that i have become quite unhinged...i will move away from this blindingly bright screen and proceed to read a tome in order to discover the intricacies of the insect respiration process...-ism -ism...-ology..-ology...regrowing one's brains is no mean feat...in my expertly brainless opinion..its quite impossible...oh well...can't say i didnt try..

an ode to the blasted freezing wilderness that is canada...

2006-10-16T12:33:00.000-07:00

first off...I HATE JUUU(read : you...that's how the shera punjab ppl here pronounce you...dont ask..)

and now...i shall commence my ranting and raving...brace yourselves..gentle audience...
i hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate...hmm..lemme see...EVERYTHING...why? because..everything seems to exist for the sole purpose of infuriating me and inconveniencing the course of my everyday life...take..the bus people for example..these people together with translink bc are conspiring to ruin my life...no matter how early i get to the station..theyre 2 miunutes earlier than me...always..its like they're psychic...they then proceed to clog the escalator queue because they are ancient and do not understand simple escalator courtesy..stay on the right if u wanna stand there like a big immovable boulder...otherwise..keep on the left..and climb the bloody stairs...after that..when we finnaly get up to the godforsaken freezing open air platform...they jostle and shove in order to get right to the front so that they can have a snowball's chance in heck of getting a seat on the overcrowded sardine can-like train..when it finally arrives in all its tin-ny glory...once i survive through that ordeal...i have to get to skool..where life isnt really any better...because of the bus people...i get yelled at for being late to chem lab...then i have to set up all the apparatus by my vertically-challenged self...which is an amazing feat considering that the buret is almost as tall as i am...then i, like a hero attempt to pour in the bloody acid into the buret from the ground...and fail miserably..causing the acid to spill onto everything..including the lab report i stayed up late to finish..yes..i should just give up now and go raise yaks...oh..and heres the cherry on top of the melty sundae that is my life...i have a philosophy test today..and i have no idea what im going to be tested on...even if i did..it wouldnt make much of a difference..cos my brain is too addled to coherently answer questions anayway..so there you have it...my misery ..in a nutshell...

im going to go to wendy's to drown my sorrows in a frosty..maybe i'll get run over by a truck halfway...

the perils of Iced Cappucino...

2006-09-28T21:38:00.000-07:00

seriously...whats not to like? first of all...one gets to jostle in crowds like its the last day for diwali shopping in kl...then, while being smushed like the unfortunate sardine that you are, one gets to fully appreciate the diverse aromas that stem from the skunky B.O. of people who are such activists for the environment that they only take one bath a year...the more devoted ones limit their water consumption to only a bi-annual teeth-cleansing ritual...which really doesnt make much of a difference if you're going to drink icky instant coffee everyday and smoke like you just cant wait to die of lung cancer...once again..i reiterate...i hate those stinky smokealots....if you really have to inhale fumes that turn your already puny lil lungs black...arrange to have your mouth surgically attached to the exhaust pipe of a car...or alternatively...inhale your fumes and gulp them down....when you're done with the cigarette...swallow it...that way you can keep your nasty ass habit to yourself...okay..a little off track here with my ever raging tirade agianst smokers...where was i?? trains..yes...people seem to lose all common courtesy when it comes to trains...in their perennial rush to get a seat...people tend to become utter cows...COWS..I TELL YOU...COWS....okay..om pizza...be calm..stay focused...how many holes are there in perforated ceiling tiles??hmm...i always start counting and then my teacher starts yelling and i lose track..then i have to start all over again...i want cake...maybe with bluberries...owh yea...do y'all know where i can get locusts?? i have a farm to kill...the original spring indicating groundhog died-ed...now its his cousin's uncle's son or something...i'm going to go bounce off the walls now...and maybe attempt to comprehend some calculus....or not...

the silly moo goes on..

2006-09-17T00:03:00.000-07:00

i used to be a generally articulate person...(i.e. once i got started, you wouldnt have been able to shut me up no matter how hard you tried...)..now, either i've aged tremendously or i've become jaded...i'm beginning to develop a most unhealthy sense of ...how else can i put it?? hatred..for almost everybody..people just seem to annoy me more these days...maybe im just a little uptight about school...maybe its beacuse i have no bloody idea of how to do bloody sodding oil immersion...maybe its because i cant understand the bleeding greatest integer function...maybe its because this is my 50th failed attempt at finishing one hundred years of solitude...or maybe..just maybe its cos im bloody fed up of being the overweight wallflower who is merely the provider of information and answers...maybe if you want answers you should go consult a freaking book..ever heard of it?...its just this little invention consisting of pieces of paper with words on them that are bound together...maybe i dont care anymore...maybe i need a break...maybe i am tired of understanding...maybe i need to shut up...maybe i'll actually start taking my own advice...maybe you're the worst thing to ever happen to my world since canned cabbage...thats it..im dragging my tsunami-fied self off to go do something more productive than whining here and appealing to the sense of sympathy of others..maybe i'll go juggle swords or run into a minefield...lord knows i need a change of scenery...

just when you thought you're rid of me...

2006-09-11T09:42:00.001-07:00

I'M BAAAAAACK!!! a little crazier than before..but a whole lot more hyper due to increased caffeine intake...yippeekaiyay!! in the midst of all this ADD...i must regretfully announce that i will soon perish....yes..yes... this is no cruel joke...it is reality...for i shall be buried alive under mounds and mounds of homework...which i foresee in the not-so-distant future...im bloody bored...gonna die soon...boredom is a sodding moo..at this point ..i'd be content to watch grass grow...oi vey...i am ze very pathetic...shoot me now...

soppy soppy sap sap

2006-08-17T00:26:00.000-07:00

uhuh..yup...im turning lame...yes i am...evidence....

Tere Dil Mein Meri Sanson Ko Panaah Mil Jaaye...Tere Ishq Mein Meri Jaan Fanaa Ho Jaaye..

just shoot me now...before my condition deteriorates even more...please oh-God-whom-i-absolutely-revere-and adore-to-bits...please give me the presence of mind to not give into all this soppy soppy sap sap...

i can become unconcious any time i want...-from one of my more insane moments...

but true nonetheless....

freudian anaysis of insanity

2006-08-08T20:28:00.000-07:00

Get Gotten - Ben Lee

ok baby
what'll it be?
i asked my friends and they all agreed
youre exactly the kinda trouble that i need

ive got songs that give
ive got songs that prove
songs i use
when i want to seduce
and i want to seduce you
why wont you let me?

i wanna get you
so get gotten
i wont stop
till i get to the bottom
i wanna get you
so get gotten

ive got big big dreams
in a small small world
and im using god
to pick up girls
and im willing
to put it all on the line

ive got words that destroy
words that build
i use words
and i feel no guilt about it
ive got words that got bump in the night

its no secret
that ive fallen
i wont stop till i get to the bottom
its no secret that ive fallen

cos first youre ripe
then youre rotten
dont stop till you get to bottom
first youre ripe
and then rotten

once i knew
but ive forgotten
ill find out when i get to the bottom
once i knew
but ive forgotten

i wanna get you
so get gotten
i wont stop till i get to the bottom
i wanna get you
so get gotten

okay people...a lil bit of psycho-analysis...why do i suddenly like this strange song?to be continued..cos i'll fail my finals miserably and die a tragic nd untimely death...

yellow, yellow..stinky fellow...

2006-07-21T11:39:00.000-07:00

i just had to say that...that bloody phrase has been pent up inside me for days on end and absolutely noone has obliged by wearing something yellow so that i can chant that pharse at them all tauntingly...now do y'all believe that the entire universe is conspiring against me?? i have nothing to say...nothing to say...nothing to say...im turning into an inarticulate samosa -eating baboon....oh yes i am...i have nothing to say...when in doubt..talk about the weather...so here goes nothin...know why?? cos i have nothing to say....YAY! so anyways...the weather here is unbearably hot...no..im not nuts..canada can be warm...so warm it makes u wanna just go outside so that you can get skin cancer as soon as possible and put an end to the misery that is your life...oh yes..most definitely warm...and like pinky i too am going to get a heat stroke so that i can whine my way into oblivion...oblivion...people use the word oblivion all the time...where exactly would you land up if you were to blast yourself into oblivion...according to encarta..my source of reference for all things ism-ism ology-ology...oblivion means a state of being completely forgotten...terrifying isnt it?? makes you almost want to chisel your name into the stone of mount everest or mount rushmore-ish your face, dont it? or maybe thats just me...yea..probably is...but see..the thing is...the less people that know of my supremebeallandendall existence...the harder it is for me to pass my royal proclamations...dang it...i've worked myself into a corner...

*waves hands in front of face in pseudo-mystical fshion* you didnt seeee aaaannnyyytthiiinnngg.....

of cast iron flying pigs and handpainted mugs...

2006-07-08T23:53:00.000-07:00

yes..val...this year's hari keusahawanan really takes the cake...i am bahahahahahahahahahahaha-ing all the way here...i hope you hear it...k..enough with the sadism..but..just so y'all dont think i have become completely decrepit,bitter and evil...i shall pretend to comiserate and extend my artificial feelings of sympathy...dont mind me..im being a cow today...im pissed off at something that im probably not even supposed to give the time of day to...confused much?? yea..well join the club...apparently..i am "emotionally detached and aloof"...and i cant "commit"...hahahahaha..where have we all seen that word before??i dont like people anymore..theyre way overrated..i've made up my mind..im moving to sasketchwan..to do whatever the heck it is they do up there..i'll get myself a comfy hobbit hole..and get a lifetime's supply of doughnuts,chocolates,tom yam,ice kacang, asam laksa and shoes sent there..and i'll get dsl internet connection...and i wish more than anything that y'all were here right now...

so anyway...now that i am so completely over this pseudo-emotional crud..yea..you heard me just right..CRUD...i would repeat it again..but i am a firm believer in waste not,want not...on to happier things...i saw a flying pig...yes..i did..no pong...i was not on medication at the time..though taking some might help my mental condition...i saw a flying pig...it was a piggy bank..and the best part is..it was made of cast iron...the way i see it..its a personal bank and crime deterrent...owh yea..see..if a thief comes at you and demands that you hand over the piggy bank..you could hurl it at his head..and there you go...instant unconcious felon...perfect for defending oneself..and its whimsical..perfect for all weirdos..

there is absolutely nothing in the world like hurling a hand painted mug at someone's head...not that i've had much experience in that particular field...im this close though..dont push it...

and then i die...

2006-06-15T14:36:00.000-07:00

life...well what about it?? it seems to exist for everyone else but me...no..im not dead..yet...but if my teachers keep at it..they'll get an invitation to my funeral...and yes..you have to bring me an offering of shoes...no knock-offs...pretty straight forward ...lemme just get to the heart of whats eating me rite now...thankfully not termites..since i've turned into a ginormous blockhead...who cant retain any information of any sort about sin2x equals something something..or about what skeletal muscle is supposed to look like..and to heck with fibrinogens and e.b.white...i am turning into an evil bitter old bat..no chocolates for me thanks..the entire relative population is attacking me for my tsunami-fied obese self.."go do some exercise..you have a treadmill..go use it sometime..."
for the love of cheese and all that is stinky...go jump off a cliff and then come back up and hurl yourself off again...i cant help it that im tsunami-fied...i blame them..them and the over active obesity genes they oh-so-generously passed on...now everyones fat...bahahahahahahahaha...and what of the personal essayists and their forays into insanity? we all know thats a one way ticket..blast them all into oblivion...e.b. white is delusional..he thinks hes his son and his father beause of his obsession with this stinky hoo-ha lake somewhere out in some blinking godforsaken corner of the wilderness..why didnt a bear just eat him?personally i think its because the damn man is just a self centred butthead who thinks the universe revolves around him...i just feel like exhuming the butthead and whcking him to redeath with a shovel...three essays..one bloody elusive theme which does not quite fit...he wrote the essay..he deals with it...B+ /A- ...what in the name of lattes is that supposed to mean...???!!!
go away and leave me alone..to rot to death within the confines of the school library while i battle with e.b. white so that he gives me some theme that i can actually use...and while i make myself a math textbook smoothie which i will then proceed to ingest so that i can gain instant wisdom regarding sines and cosines...and oh yes...pulmonary..pulmonary...PULMONARY!!!

i blame you...BLASTED GROUNDHOG!!

2006-06-01T14:34:00.000-07:00

yea..y'all read right.i am now directing my substantial wrath towards the universe at the G-creature...no..i wont utter its blasphemous name anymore..it took away summer...darn rodent...i should really go get myself a shot gun...eliminate all the rodents..summer comes again..we're all happy...wearing t-shirts wont make you get frostbite and cause your arms to fall off...so...g-creature elimination program in session...

step one..) obtain gun license...(if not possible legally..go steal a gun...)
step two..)carefully map out rodent concentration topographical data...
step three..)go on a rampage and stop at nothing to annihilate rodents...
step four..)rejoice at the success of having successfully murdered one rodent while regretting the loss of one toe due to severe depth perception issues in the presidential suite of a beautiful place with nice people in white coats running around with hypodermic needles...

yes..i have it all planned out.

in other news,
it is raining today because and only beacuse i didnt wear may hoodie today.yup..yup.. the universe is conspiring against me...but i wont admit defeat so soon...no..not me...for i am resourceful...i will go buy myself an umbrella...BAHAHAHAHAHAHA ...HA. i outsmarted the universe...or maybe i shouldnt say that just yet. it might start snowing or tornado-ing or tsunami-ing or earthquaking..did i mention that vancouver is near a geographical faultline...yea..i could be earthquaked to death at any given time...
so i suggest y'all gimme any gifts or tokens of appreciation right now...because you never know..Kal ho naa ho...for all you hindi-challenged ones out there..it means..tomorrow might or might not come..rough translation la..im not a stinkin poet...

which leads me to my next point...theres this dude on the train...who is messed in the head...like many of the other train patrons...(yes..including me..but im messed in a good way...)so anyways..this dude always gets on and gets off the train at the same time as me...both ways..which is kinda uncanny considering that about a gabillion people take the train each day...yea so..this dude..is odd..he recites poetry..out loud..in crowded trains...and is surprisingly good...but is annoying all the same because..whe its rush hour..and you've spent a loooonnnggg torturous day at school..all you want to do is go home...and the extremely crowded sardine train wont let you do that in peace...but okie..thats a fact of life..i can deal..but what i cant deal with is some nutjob screaming poetry into my ears in a crowded train..(btw..he always manages, by some misfortune on my part..,to end up standing right next to me...)which is creepy..because like i said..gabillion people on a train..yada yada yada..the only thing that is saving him from having his neck wrung clean off is the fact that his poetry is bearable and the fact that my hands are often occupied by books and my bag..which is heavier than me...but one day..i'll lose it..and be charged with the homicide of crazy poetry dude...

watch this space for updates..or an obituary of crazy poetry dude...

i have math class now..to go and be bored to tears or not to go? that is the question...

i dont really have a choice in the matter..so adieu..

oh the world is a cruel place...

2006-05-19T14:44:00.000-07:00

not a fitting title...cos..nothin mortally evil has befallen me today...YET...unless you count a horrific bio test to which i owe a grand total of 5 hours of sleep over 2 days...yay me...on the upside..for those of you who give a rats ass...the weather looks good...cross all your crossable bits and pray that this weather continues...my winter wear is rapidly disentigrating...yup..yup...

i have absolutely nothing of consequence to share...so i'll shut up...

ahem..ahem..

2006-05-15T21:54:00.000-07:00

Preeti Bariana --

[noun]:

A real life muppet

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Which freaky subway person is Preeti Bariana?

The guy who keeps screaming that the end is near (which is even funnier when approaching the last stop).

'Which freaky subway person are you?' at QuizGalaxy.com

and i digress. not really..but its a nice thing to say...

2006-05-12T12:09:00.000-07:00

and here we are once again at the brink of the deep chasm that leads to the oblivion that is boredom...-ism..-ism..-ology...-ology and all that jazz..yea..been trying the intellectual thing for some time now..gotta tell y'all though..its not exactly my niche...and i've done something horribly terrigible...see...this one absentee classmate of mine asked me whether there was anything to be done for the following days class...being the kind and helpful individual that i am..i told her la...the only problem is..(dont laugh or i'll smack y'all when i get back...)i only told her half of it..cos i am a forgetful twit..and the half that i didnt tell her was the half that was on the surprise pop quiz...OH YEA...repeat after me..aiyamstooopid....and now i feel awful..but i cant bring myself to go apologize cos my chicken self is too afraid that she might sock me in the face...once again...ladies, gents and assorted carbon-based life forms...we have the appearance of my irrational fear of pain...which is quite debilitating needless to say...

if y'all didnt manage to get the underlying information that is tersirat in the post..lemme spell it out to y'all nice and clear...

I AM BLOODY BORED!!!

which isnt really anyone's fault but my own...its not like i dont have things to do..far from it..its jusz that..none of what i have to do is what i want to do...and im an insomniac...and i have sleep apnea...however the heck you spell it...but despite my life threatening condition..i am a grateful and merry soul...

hahahahahahhahaha....HA.

and i bid you adieu...

wheeeee...TORTE

2006-05-02T23:16:00.000-07:00

y'all will be pleased to know that i am out of my oh-im-so-old-i-should-die funk...and now...as a result of my mid-teen crisis...i have red hair...say it with me everybody..oi vey.needless to say my very easily scandalised extended family was just that....SCANDALIZED BEYOND ALL REASON....some auntles actually swooned...not with a sudden surge of love....but with utter disbelief that one of their own could have committed such a sin...(for those of you unaccquainted with the rules of being the perfect punjabi girl...here are the basic guidelines...

must be quiet...seen and not heard...
respect elders even though they criticize everything...from your unconditioned hair...to your lack of culinary skills...
be the filial daughter...scrub off all aunties' and uncles' warts and suspect abnormal growths without so much as a whimper...if you recoil...you will be deemed an ingrate and will forever be subjected to reproachful "oh-how-could-you?" stares...)there you have it...the basics of being the proverbial apple of the family's eye...

not that i would ever consent to being the apple,orange..or durian of anyone eye....so therefore here i am...the red sheep of the family...

i wonder what they'd do if they knew my original plan was to get a tattoo....hmm...

no time like the present to find out...BAhahahahahaha...

p.s.-es...

despite the overwhelming urge to test the limits of my family's tolerance of my "madness"..i dont really think im gonna go get a tattoo...cos...my pain threshold is very low...i flinch at the thought of having my knee scraped...i avoid tarred roads when wearing shorts...i stay away from rough textured walls...you get the idea...
my dad said that i can live on the balcony if i get a tattoo...he's gonna get a ladder -step installed just in case i carry out my "crazy teenage antics"...
oi vey....
photos of the swooning and close ups of hair and potential tattoo designs to follow...
those quote..unquotes.. are actual excerpts from the lenghty speeches..*coughnagginglecturescough* lovingly bestowed upon me by my esteemed elders..
see...i my best with the respect thing...

old age...23rd

2006-04-19T22:04:00.000-07:00

thank you pohz...for reminding me that im now a year closer to being a geriatric...that im one year closer to my tragic death....that im one wrinkle closer to botox...uhuh..yea...

but seriously pohz...thank you ...for remembering....it means a lot....im so buying you a chocolate bunny...

okie...all sentimentality and twitchy nosed rodents aside...im hurtling towards old agedom...and theres nothing i can do about it...exactly what do i have to show for these (soon-to-be) seventeen years of existence?

no nobel prize..no pulitzer...no nothin...

what on earth is gonna happen in ten years?
hakuna might not cut it anymore...
and i never thought that would scare me...

but..it does...

before i go purple...

2006-04-11T20:30:00.000-07:00

yea..so sue me..i get bored...
and since i think y'all are too...
voila...acquaint yourselves once again with my insanity...

You Are Teal Green

You are a one of a kind, original person. There's no one even close to being like you.
Expressive and creative, you have a knack for making the impossible possible.
While you are a bit offbeat, you don't scare people away with your quirks.
Your warm personality nicely counteracts and strange habits you may have.

What Color Green Are You?

next....

You Are 50% Weird

Normal enough to know that you're weird...
But too damn weird to do anything about it!

How Weird Are You?

Your Famous Last Words Will Be:

"What we know is not much. What we don't know is enormous."

What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?

so true...so so true...

Your Quirk Factor: 69%

You're so quirky, it's hard for you to tell the difference between quirky and normal.
No doubt about it, there's little about you that's "normal" or "average."

How Quirky Are You?

re..ee..aa..lly.....

People Envy Your Generosity

You're a giving soul, and you'd do almost anything for those you love. And they'd do anything for you!
People may envy how giving you are, but more than anything, they envy those you open your heart to.

What Do People Envy About You?

where got??have u ever seen me being nice without a valid reason?...thebeallness in me jusz doesnt allow for such frivolity...

Your Values Profile

Loyalty:

You value loyalty a fair amount.
You're loyal to your friends... to a point.
But if they cross you, you will reconsider your loyalties.
Staying true to others is important to you, but you also stay true to yourself.

Honesty:

You value honesty a fair amount.
You're honest when you can be, but you aren't a stickler for it.
If a little white lie will make a situation more comfortable, you'll go for it.
In the end, you mostly care about "situational integrity."

Generosity:

You value generosity a fair amount.
You are all about giving, as long as there's some give and take.
Supportive and kind, you don't mind helping out a friend in need.
But you know when you've given too much. You have no problem saying "no"!

Humility:

You value humility a fair amount.
You tend to be an easy going, humble person.
But occasionally your ego takes over.
You have a slight competitive streak - and the need to be the best.

Tolerance:

You value tolerance highly.
Not only do you enjoy the company of those very different from you...
You do all that you can to seek it out interesting and unique friends.
You think there are many truths in life, and you're open to many of them.

The Five Factor Values Test

ummm...if u say so...

Your Five Factor Personality Profile

Extroversion:

You have medium extroversion.
You're not the life of the party, but you do show up for the party.
Sometimes you are full of energy and open to new social experiences.
But you also need to hibernate and enjoy your "down time."

Conscientiousness:

You have high conscientiousness.
Intelligent and reliable, you tend to succeed in life.
Most things in your life are organized and planned well.
But you borderline on being a total perfectionist.

Agreeableness:

You have medium agreeableness.
You're generally a friendly and trusting person.
But you also have a healthy dose of cynicism.
You get along well with others, as long as they play fair.

Neuroticism:

You have medium neuroticism.
You're generally cool and collected, but sometimes you do panic.
Little worries or problems can consume you, draining your energy.
Your life is pretty smooth, but there's a few emotional bumps you'd like to get rid of.

Openness to experience:

Your openness to new experiences is high.
In life, you tend to be an early adopter of all new things and ideas.
You'll try almost anything interesting, and you're constantly pushing your own limits.
A great connoisseir of art and beauty, you can find the positive side of almost anything.

The Five Factor Personality Test

okay..this is getting old...

You Are 44% Abnormal

You are at medium risk for being a psychopath. It is somewhat likely that you have no soul.

You are at medium risk for having a borderline personality. It is somewhat likely that you are a chaotic mess.

You are at low risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is unlikely that you are in love with your own reflection.

You are at medium risk for having a social phobia. It is somewhat likely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement.

You are at low risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is unlikely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer.

How Abnormal Are You?

did ya think i was gonna stop?
well...bahahahahahahaha..ha

What Your Face Says

At first glance, people see you as driven and ambitious.

Overall, your true self is reserved and logical.

With friends, you seem dramatic, lively, and quick to react.

In love, you seem mysterious and interesting.

In stressful situations, you seem cheerful and optimistic.

What Do People Think Of Your Face?

on to the next...i dont feel like ive tortured y'all enough yet...

Your #1 Match: INTP

The Thinker

You are analytical and logical - and on a quest to learn everything you can.
Smart and complex, you always love a new intellectual challenge.
Your biggest pet peeve is people who slow you down with trivial chit chat.
A quiet maverick, you tend to ignore rules and authority whenever you feel like it.

You would make an excellent mathematician, programmer, or professor.

Your #2 Match: ENTP

The Visionary

You are charming, outgoing, friendly. You make a good first impression.
You possess good negotiating skills and can convince anyone of anything.
Happy to be the center of attention, you love to tell stories and show off.
You're very clever, but not disciplined enough to do well in structured environments.

You would make a great entrpreneur, marketing executive, or actor.

Your #3 Match: INFP

The Idealist

You are creative with a great imagination, living in your own inner world.
Open minded and accepting, you strive for harmony in your important relationships.
It takes a long time for people to get to know you. You are hesitant to let people get close.
But once you care for someone, you do everything you can to help them grow and develop.

You would make an excellent writer, psychologist, or artist.

Your #4 Match: ENFP

The Inspirer

You love being around people, and you are deeply committed to your friends.
You are also unconventional, irreverant, and unimpressed by authority and rules.
Incredibly perceptive, you can usually sense if someone has hidden motives.
You use lots of colorful language and expressions. You're qutie the storyteller!

You would make an excellent entrepreneur, politician, or journalist.

What's Your Personality Type?

okie..now im satisfied....

hakuna...

my life is ooover...

2006-04-11T20:14:00.000-07:00

yea people...thanks for all your love and undying devotion but i think its time for me to bid this stanky ass existence adieu....the drudgery..the boredom...the HOMEWORK....almost too much to bear...therefore im jusz gonna speed up the process a little...life changes all the time...but i cant wait for the karma-natural-process-of-things to mosey along...so here goes nothin...geronimo...see y'all...dont stress...it causes wrinkles and botox is bad...remember that if its the last thing you do....

I'M GOIN PURPLE!!!!

very..very the happy...

2006-04-06T12:28:00.000-07:00

well...sorta...skool's out!! okie fine..so im telling y'all a partial lie..whaddaya gonna do?i have physics till vasakhi...yup..sucky..but its not like theres anything too pleasing about vasakhi here anyways....

REASONS VASAKHI SUCKS IN MEESETOPIA...

uhem ahem..uhem...

the people here have seriously diseased heraing faculties...the like the tang-a-nang-a-nang type of bhangra...u noe..like mr.starry pajamas in verr zaara...(or maybe u dont) but anyways...visualize a grown man jumping about..whooping and shouting..arams and legs flailing in a ll directions like a very tipsy windmill...yup...see what i mean?
meethai here stinks...to say he elast..meethai meaning sweetmeats...usually giant clods of barfi...barfi being a sort of milk cake...normally in msia..we'd go to jai ind and get the low fat,almond encrusted variety...but where the heck am i gonna get it here la???!! the ones here smell like cow...literally...
ahahahahaha...now we get to the heart of the matter...there is absolutely nothing that they sell here that i would even consider wearing...to my own funeral...30 years after im cremated...ever in my after life....its all bright and garish...its like they want your outfits to be able to double up as your uniform should you apply for a job as airport groundstaff on the runway....what a blindingly neon,sequinny lunatic employee you'd make....the planes will probably internally combust at the sight...
no friends....no punjabi friends that is...and im not quite sure that i want any....the ones here seem to come with an extra instinct....matchmaking...they'd matchmake scampering squirrels if the squirrels werent such giant vicious rodents....
this is jusz completely random....a puddle found me the other day and wet my books...yes..puddles have it in for me...its a mutiny...i dont think they agree with the POWERSTHATBE's decision to extend my term as hujan hooligan....damn these politics....

in other news...i want a muffin...

and thats all the time we have for today...join me again the next time i blog on a whim....

go figure....fishy..fishy fish fish..

2006-03-22T12:40:00.000-08:00

kinda lost track of what i wanted to say after typing out the title...but nevertheless..i shall try my best...hey,i rhymed..*beams with pride*..yea..arent y'all just gosh darn impressed? uhuh anyway back to what really matters here...actually..i dont think i remember what it was i set out to blog about in the first place...so here...accpet my humble apologies and look at this

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hidey ho...

2006-03-09T12:25:00.000-08:00

*collective gasp* owh yea..your worst fears are now realized...i have turned into a hill-bloody-billy..lemme repeat that if you're a little slow on the uptake..HILL-BLOODY-BILLY...yup..uhuh..i know..it just break you heart to see a person with such a promising future in psychiatric artistry (read : professional lunatic)turn into a blade-of-straw chewing,plaid and overall wearing manolo-less person...and since y'all are so bereft with grief...to ease your pain i have set up a turn-me-back-to-normal fund which would enable me to return to the city i love the bestest best in the entire world...pj..where my beloved O.U. is..donations are accepted in the form of shoes and/or money...maybe even certain types of chocolate...

now that we're all on the same page as to where the last vestiges of my sanity has escaped to,i shall enlighten y'all about the occurence of snow...actually..i dont know how it happens either...maybe i do..but i couldnt give a rats ass...but what i would like to tell y'all is...THE END OF THE WORLD IS NEAR!!dig one of those nuclear shelters and stock it up with canned beans,beetroot and cabbage or whatever it is refugee type people are forced to eat...brace yourselves people..what im about to say may not be suitable for all audiences..viewer discretion is advised...

THE DAMN WEATHER HAS GONE CRAZIER THAN ME!!LITERALLY...AND I'M THE HUJAN HOOLIGAN...ITS SNOWING IN MARCH!!!
okie...maybe that might incite mean ass thoughts of "so what?"...but believe you me..if you'd had worn your lovely light spring clothes to school one day thinking it was gonna be okie weather..and then bam..suddenly bits of snow smack you in the face...what would your reaction be?

given lack of choice, i did what any other self respecting, frozen butt-ed 16 and half year old would do...stand smack in the middle of the road and start cursing the weather..loudly..with shaking fist and all...now canadians are afraid of me...BAHAHAHA...afraid..as they should be..for i will one day bring them a doom beyond their wildest imagination...and i cant tell you what that doom is yet because its a secret...no actually i cant tell you cos i dont know what it is yet...darn this compulsive truthfulness...

i absolutely despise groundhogs..

i am invisible..u cant see me..

2006-02-23T11:59:00.000-08:00

you cant see me...i am invisible..do not call upon me for you cannot see me...you cant seeee me....OH OKIE fine..so you can see me...just pretend you cant and we'll all be fine..you stinky unpretender..you...now i'm stuck like a shmuck...i hope you're happy..cos im sooo not..in case y'all are wondering what im babbling about...DONT..cos i aint gonna explain it..my pulse rate is too fast and i think my head is gonna blow..plus..i have physics this blessed afternoon...P1= -P2 just in case y'all forgot...

wanna hear the randomest quote of the week?
well i dont really care.ima gonna tell y'all anyways...

p=mv...ride your own bicycle..

BUTTHEAD

2006-02-22T21:31:00.000-08:00

there i said it...i've been wanting to say that for days on end...finally..i ve gotten it out of my system...now i return to normality..whatever that is...i've been making drafts of posts for so long but since blogger developed an unhealthy hatred for me and began deleting my drafts...i am now here with a big muddle of thoughts i'd like to tell y'all but my inarticulateness amazes me beyond reason rite now...what was it i was going to say??owh yes..pumpkin day..field day for scammers the world over...but since that day has passed me by without so much as a squeak...HAPPY BELATED PUMPKIN DAY y'all...*pfft*...*confetti all over and all that yutz*hope y'all had a good one.. my unfortunate self and i only had the royal pleasure of sitting through math and english and physics...no scammees..no counter scammers..no nothing...dont get me wrong..i knew it was gonna be dull here...but i was thinking..moo-cow-meese dull..not dustball-whoosh-goes-the-prairie dull...owh well...i'll jusz go back to watching the grass grow..maybe then i'll make friends with a ladybug and become queen of the fairybugs...bahahahaha...nothing can stop me NOW...owh wait...lit presentation tomorrow...bugs...await my next proclamation..for now..just be...

happy chinese new year..mine's dull...hows urs?

2006-01-29T17:02:00.000-08:00

hey..happy chinese new year y'all...and dont think y'all can skip my angpau jusz cos im not there...i expect all of my angpaus to be kept safely till my return...about the return...val, i dunno what the schedule is like..but i'll tell u as soon as i find out..rakel...u are not a failed plague..whenever you need a dose of killjoy-ness..send me an email...i'll send you a mean one rite back...btw, everyone here is a plague too...see...you have kindred spirits..oh woe is me...i get to skool at 8...class at 8.15..during those blessed 15 minutes..i try..my level best to take a nap so that i wont fall asleep and drool on my math textbook while my teacher goes on about x's and y's...but can some people bear to see me having a moment's peace??!! nooo....some people who get all bright eyed and bushy tailed in the wee hours of the morning that i wonder whether theyre high on sumthing( no offence rakel...)cant stand it..it ails them...so what do they do??they stick their less than purrdy faces rite up in mine and screech GOOD MORNING!!! and continue to do so until i acknowledge their inopportune greeting...oi vey...i am a lot of fries short of a happy meal and darn proud of it...i have nuthin against happy people..if i did..rakel and shal would be wandering around in oblivion by now...(no offence to either one of y'all)...in other news...its still cold...but groundhog day is four days away..here's hoping that spring brings better weather...aside from that...im pleased to report that i am dreadfully overweight...i can barely fit thru doorways as it is...i will soon hold the tsunami inducer world record..and there is nuthin y'all can do about it...bahahahahahaha...it is with the utmost regret that i inform y'all that the damned winter vacation starts somewhere mid december...i will try to wheedle my way out earlier if possible...maybe if i put in overtime in summer...

hmmm....roast to death while studying physics in summer...or freeze to death,study physics and miss the company of my insane comrades as well??

this is a tough one...

40 of 100 things/adjectives and such...

2006-01-21T23:33:00.000-08:00

so here i go...leaping onto the andwagon..part research to discover my inner self...part severe boredom...part me being an utter idiot...why oh why?

i miss home...and evryone there...literally evryone...
my biggest fear is being abandoned and alone...
but im not a people person....im only really open with my close friends
i read the print on evrything....shampoo bottles, nutrition facts on the back of food boxes,dosage information on medication...u get the hint...
i wish i had the time and the patience to sit through a manicure...
u can tell i've been wrestling with a tough math question when my hair's all over the place..
i fidget a lot...
i talk to myself all the time...i tell myself jokes,give myself advice and yell at myself...the thing is...i laugh at the jokes i tell myself...i debate the advice given...and make up excuses to escape getting yelled at....uhuh..im my own circus...
when i was 9, i idolized the spice girls....
now...i wonder why...
i think my name isnt me....my nicknames r more me...
not many people can get my name rite....
i never want to grow up...
i have commitment issues...
i do believe in the existence of true love...if only in movies...
i hate cabbage....and tomatoes...the big ones...i like cherry tomatoes...
i do not believe in Pumpkin/Valentine's Day...i think that its just a way for florists and chocolatiers to rob dumb people blind...
i absolutely adore orchids..but i dont have any because i managed to kill a cactus..
i am terrified of flappy birds...like pigeons...and chickens...
i reaaaallly reallly want a pair of manolos...
i shall one day live in new york and totter around in manolos and have purple streaked hair....yup..yup..
when my friends or family are around me and someone else comes up to me and says something...i usually dont hear it...or i dont get it right..i just assume someone else is doing the listening for me....
i almost always come up with smart ass retorts waaayyy too late...and then i feel bad...
I feel embarassed for fictional TV characters when they make mistakes or humiliate themselves. I usually change the channel.
when watching hindi movies...i stop watching the movie when it starts getting sad...or i skip to the happy bit...
because of this..i have never seen the end of devdas...or main prem ki deewani hoon...
i have a morbid and sadistically mean sense of humour...
garfield is my idol...
i am the biggest most spoilt brat in the world..though i'd never admit it..
i give people nicknames...all the time....but..for the zillionth time..i did not..repeat..DID NOT...name botak chin...
i wish i had a talent...any talent...
i cant stand being mediocre...
i usually never rest till i am completely satisfied with whatever im working on...im a perfectionist that way..
the hard bit is getting started...i am queen procrastinator...
i want to get into photography and develop my photos n my own dark room...
i absolutely loathe smokers...i wish those who have such inclinations would just go suck on some car's exhaust pipe...
i am always late...and im always rushing..doesnt matter how early i start out..im always in permanent rush mode...
i think i am fat...but right now...i just dont give a rat's ass...
btw..my new favourite curse phrase is rat's ass...dont ask...
my favourite piece of art is van gogh's starry night...

to be continued....lil mini series of my life...

supreme...?!

2006-01-17T20:05:00.000-08:00

I AM MY OWN CIRCUS

and with this supremebeallandendall proclamation supremely proclaimed...
i shall take my supreme self and go do the supremely sucky homework that has been bestowed unto the supremeness that is me by some people la...

to pong : they killed jingga??!!

2006-01-12T19:24:00.000-08:00

awww man....so we lost a few hundred times...doesnt mean they have to shut jingga down....has the world lost its mind??what on earth is the teletubby doing??whats she downsizing for??cant she downsize her girth before anything else??

anyways...did u guys manage to get any pics of val while the "whaddaya mean.where's my king?" expression was on her face??dang...i always miss the good stuff...

i miss u guys too....the auntles here are not unfriendly...but theyre not u guys...theyre not...in a word...insane...here's a bit of good/unfortunate information for y'all to have nightmares about during the coming months...i might be comin home in december...yay me! o.u., believe me...u r sorely missed...by all...stuck in the one level malled tundra called canada...*sniff..sniff*

and now...i leave you to my kitschy taste in blog deco....

feast your eyes upon...

You are a City Girl!

Whether you live in the city or not, you've got the heart of a city girl.
You're up on the latest trends - what's hot in music, food, and fashion.
And you love to be on the go. Your perfect day is filled with tons of fun.
Your perfect guy is a city guy, so head to LA, NYC, Sydney, or London to find him!

What Kind of Girl Are You?

i can walk wei....

2006-01-11T14:03:00.000-08:00

guess what extraordinary thing i did today??guess...guess....i walked all the way from king george home...all ten blocks of it...yup..yup...and now my calves r killing me for it...dumbass...cannot wait in skool ah?? if i go on at this rate, my legs will get fed up of me and run ...owh wait..sorrie...walk very very slowly away from me and leave me lower limbless...so from now onwards..if i choose to scoot towards u instead of walk...dont stare at me like im nuts..stare at my legs..they made me do it...

also...people on the road now think im nuts...they actually slow down to stare at me as i mutter to myself...they think i've got a split personality disorder..in a way theyre kinda rite..which other dimwit debates walking versus public transport to themselves aloud while on a train full of sane,mentally and emotionally stable people?? hear ye ..hear ye...i am my own circus...u have been warned...honestly what do they think im talking to myself about??certainly not about daisies and rainbows and violently green leprechauns...nope..im busy cursing myself..."yea la..stoopid girl..think ur some kind of super hero ah?? wanna walk so much..now walk la..on the soggy side of the highway with mud up to your ankles..walk la now...cannot wish for anything else la..condemn yourself to walking...eeejit.."

i am now completely insane...and squirrels are mean to pedestrians...

oi vey...no..really..oi vey..

2006-01-10T21:50:00.000-08:00

i went to skool for the first time in 4 months yesterday...anyone whose soft heart this lil pice of information has pierced..feel free to buy me a pair of condolence shoes...that way i'll be convinced that y'all being my adoring and devoted subjects really,truly do feel my pain here...dont roll your eyes, ingrates...im not done yet...i still havent told u what a truly enlightening experience my first day has been...allow me to revert to gushing inarticulate omg-y insanity to tell u bout this blessed occasion...

val, pong,pohz,shal,rakel....all of y'all...help MEEEEEE!!the people here are all auntles...for real...the dudes here are a gabillion times taller than i could even wish to be and theyre all old looking...they have beards...and multiple holes in their faces besides the ones god bestowed them...they look like ornamented swiss cheese...and they scare me...theyre worse than all the interact installation uncties and auntles put together...in a nutshell...theyre big mean looking exhaust fume inhaling ogre type people with beards...and theyre supposed to be sixteen??maybe they were held back a few hundred years..
i now know that my brains have rusted and seeped out of my ears...(how exactly is that possible) i know nothing of the math i spent the whole of last year doing...bu wait..i have a valid excuse...speedy stole my books...yup..yup...
me, trains, and early mornings make for a disastrous combination...(i take the skytrain to school)...and for some reason those people who give out free newspapers outside the staion seem to get great joy out of trying to stick the aforesaid newspapers up my nostrils as i pass by...i think that they think that its their new game...evrytime i pass by the stinky newspaper grazes my nose...i have paper cuts on my nose to prove it...

im baaaacckkk....and still freezing...what else is new??

2005-12-28T13:05:00.000-08:00

yes..yes..my adoring public..it is true..those rumours your bearded auntie hissed into ur wax clogged ears..they are very much god's gospel truth...I AM BACK!!!yay me!okie..self adoration aside...well..maybe not completely aside..but more like a lil off centre for now...how r y'all?? i have been so out of it ...tell me everything..the whos..whys..whats..wheres..and so on and so forth...

while waiting for your im-a-fren-so-i-have-to-tell-her-anyway obligatory replies..i shall fill y'all in on the deliriously sad assed details of my its-so-dull-your-toes-will-fall-off life...

1. we moved way from the funny farm...(actually its jusz a blueberry and raspberry farm..but the antics of its loony occupants suggest otherwise..) u there..in your seat..do the wave..u noe u want to...okie fine..even if u dont..anything the supreme be all and end all says could most proably be a proclamation and as such disobeying a proclamation is usually punishable by having ur icecream drip onto ur shoes for the rest of your life..bahahahahahahahaha ha. for u see..lil mortals..i have the upper hand..either u dont eat icecream forever..or u dont wear pretty shoes forever...then thers always jusz doing a simple devotional wave to commemorate my liberty from the funny farm...ur choice..

2. we moved into our own hse..and guess what? ican actually see cars from this one...wheeeeeeee....joy and rapture..shafts of heavenly light beaming down upon this blessed abode..okiela..its not that fantastic..but honestly if u've been trapped on a farm with crazy depressed famine inducing nuts for one month...even that masjid india place would seem like paradise...(well..actually..maybe not)

3. i have 3 frens so far...my power drill...(yes..i am capable of power tooling...the suprembeallandendall has acquired a new skill..with which i am one step closer to world domination...watch out mortals...btw..can we please have a convention of the wrc** sometime soon..??have to discuss wrold domination and mortal traffic control policies..besides that..i also noe the flippy scottish lady who lives on the 4th floor and her adorable mutt named maxwell...the scottish lady is about a gabillion years old and looks like a prune...not exagerrating this time...okie..so shes not purple..but otherwise..pruny she is...she walks maxwell everyday and insists on getting into the elevator even when its clearly going to the basemnt jusz so that she can get to the 4th floor..she also has a tendency of sticking her elbows out jusz when the elevator door is about to shut..i think she has some issues with her elbows and would like to discard them and this is the only logical way for her to do so...barmy soul..maxwell..is this lil feather duster of a dog..completely lovable...but behind that angelic floppy haired facade lies and evil lil attention seeking demon..who absolutely wont budge when theres other people around...he has to be petted by everyone before he even makes a feeble attempt to be angelic again...he jusz doesnt move...not even when the barmy scottish lady yells her lungs out with such gusto that im actually afraid that her lungs will do jusz that...and so the conclusion is..maxwell is YYYEEEEEVVVIIILL...but that doesnt stop him from being my fren..what fun is it to talk to a power drill anyway??theyre awfully arrogant...

no u shut up..no u shut up...no u first..no u first...

siblings...do what you will..theyre still gonna be there...

2005-12-08T23:50:00.000-08:00

in this riveting episode...pong...i shall try to answer your burning question...uh hem..uh hem..uh hem...according to the beallandendallsupremeruleroftheuniverse dictionary the word.."sibling" connotes a person or people of devious character and evil intentions...this is especially true if theyre younger than you are..that means that they're bent on driving you up the wall and into a tree somewhere on a highway near batu pahat...yup..yup...as such..the first line of defence would be to pointedl;y ignore them..
as in...
sticking your fingers into your..(hopefully clean) ears and screaming LALALALALALALA or NEENERNEENERWEENER.. at the top of your lungs followed by a spirited I CANT HEAR YOUUUUUUUUU....this is usually best accompanied by tightly shut eyes...yup..yup..tis late now..so i hope this preliminary attack measure serves your purpose..more to come soon...sister currently tugging at my hair...

commence screamy sequence...YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAh

and he never even got to see christmas...

2005-12-01T16:13:00.000-08:00

tedo died...yup..the cutesy adorable german sheperd who was the only sane soul in the entire household...he turned out to be not so sane after all...he, in an obviously failed attempt to cross the freeway,stood very stupidly in a car's way...so splat goes the doggie...cruella aren't i??but in a nutshell..thats how he died...the whole family cried and cried and cried..and owh yea..cried...when they weren't crying they we planning on crying..u could jusz see it...hmm...i havent cried for over 10 minutes now..maybe its time for another wailing teary episode...and so a-wailing they went...wail..wail..wail...and their last words to the dog..."told u u shouldnt have crossed the street"...yea..if im on my deathbed..the nicest thing one could ever say to me is.."told ya so..."...uhuh...im loving them already...in other news...let it snow..let it snow..let it snow...its snowing..yay!! iloooooovvvvvvvvvvvveeee snow..make s for great snowball fights..its also easier to make cold compresses..for people like me who are obviously a lil retarded when it comes to avoiding swinging car doors...the other day..i opened the dorr into my face...yea..im a genius...can i get a hallelujah??no? k ...fine ...heathens...wanna hear more fun facts...?yes?...no?? well..i dont give a rat's ass what u think...read on...i feel like being bratty today and there's nothing u can do about it...BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA...they got a new dog...i think he's a lab mix...he's completely black and is loud..this free-spirited quadraped has a powerful set of lungs..actually i think they're actually subwoofers...he hates being in captivity ...ironic aint it??pet dog abhors captivity...little lunatic wails at the very top of his lungs when placed in a cage...otherwise he leaves u stinky little tokens of gratitude all over the house...i think he's secretly YYYEEEVVVIIILLL...but evryone thinks im insane...as usual...dont come crying to me when he tries to dominate the world....

p.s. the lil adorable wanna-be bagpipe's name is simba..well actually it was reeray, then simba...then teddy..then himmat..then simba again..(undecided turkeys..the lot of em..)

gimme feedback...

2005-11-27T19:05:00.000-08:00

thoguht i'd get your say in this...tell me what y'all think bout these results..feel free to be brutally honest...while i dunk my toes in scaldingly hot water so that i can feel them again...

Your Power Color Is Indigo

At Your Highest:

You are on a fast track to success - and others believe in you.

At Your Lowest:

You require a lot of attention and praise.

In Love:

You see people as how you want them to be, not as how they are.

How You're Attractive:

You're dramatic flair makes others see you as mysterious and romantic.

Your Eternal Question:

"Does This Work Into My Future Plans?"

What's Your Power Color?

tell me...k?...im bored...myabe i'll go stand in front of a truck...yup...yup..

I LIVE....okey..fine..so im lying...

2005-11-24T23:30:00.000-08:00

life has virtually stopped...for me at least...ive been so used to running from one place to the next..my entire life being a blur of rushing from one tuition to another..running to and from school...running some kind of errand or the other...hanging out with friends,family or complete lunatic strangers im made to spend time with...in a nutshell..there hasnt been a moment in my 16 years of existence so far hwere i have been devoid of things to do..until now that is..
for the past 3 weeks ..ive been suffering...really..i mean really in pain...not physical..but mental agony..having nothing to do and having nobody to talk to can really take its toll on a person...i cant scam...(actually if i really anted to..can la...but with relatives..its too much of a mess if i get caught)...i cant rant and rave about my world domination plots..(theres a grandpa here who thinks that the termites should be exterminated because they walk around too loudly and are thus interuppting his beauty sleep...(honestly..the beauty part is a bit of an exaggeration..but im not saying hes not beautiful..hes generally as pretty as the next crabby 80 something year old with a penchant for yelling at read: me)all i can do is watch the bloody grass grow..and believe u me..theres an abundance of that here...if ever the cows in malaysia r dying of hunger..fling em over here..silly moos'll have more than enough to fill all four of their stomachs..(even though thats not supposed to happen)and ah yes..before it slips my mind...this godforsaken place is also cold...so cold that black ice forms on the roads and highways...black ice that one cant see while driving..black ice so lethal that ones car can skid rite off the highway and into some ditch..black ice that could kill you..black ice that has killed 2 people and has put one person into the ICU so far...black ice that could kill more...bloody weather...on the upside..the weather people are saying that it might snow...YAY!!how do i noe this?? i watch the weather channel...pathetic no?go on ask me the temperature rite now..go on...its...*cue: drumroll* a fanbloodytastic 2 degrees celcius...and my socks dont work...i've been taking pictures though..so once i move into my house i'll get the comp set up and i'll put up the pics so that y'all can see the barren wasteland in which ive landed myself...we're due to move in around mid december...thats if god likes us and all la...skool starts in january..grade 11...bloody terrifed..all the poeple are scary auntles and uncties....the beardy and the pierced and the huge...huger than huge..more like ginormous scary ppl...as much as i'd hate to admit it..they are nice once you get to know them...see...i give credit where its due...also...im being stared to death here..these people that im living with rite now..dont believe in feeding their guests more than one meal a week...its a cult thing...

faker i am...

2005-11-21T18:40:00.000-08:00

i am too lazy and too bored and too couldnt give a damn to actually tell all y'all better deserving people about my sad..sad..adventures in frosty fog and finished french fry land so heres a few quiz results to keep y'all entertained...

and by entertained...i am by no means condoning any laughter at my expense as y'all partake in the splendour of these results...if i hear any cackling..i'll drop a bomb over ur houses...u've been warned...

What Your Black Outfit Means

You're a sophisticated woman with big city taste.
You have a strong creative force - even if you don't wear the boldest clothes.
You tend to intimidate people. But the right guy won't be intimidated by you!

Designer match: Dolce & Gabbana

Signature accessory: Gold framed sunglasses

What Does Your Favorite Outfit Say About You?

Men See You As Choosy

Men notice you light years before you notice them
You take a selective approach to dating, and you can afford to be picky
You aren't looking for a quick flirt - but a memorable encounter
It may take men a while to ask you out, but it's worth the wait

How Do Men See You?

You Belong in London

A little old fashioned, and a little modern.
A little traditional, and a little bit punk rock.
A unique woman like you needs a city that offers everything.
No wonder you and London will get along so well.

What City Do You Belong In?

i told mommy i should go to england..but nooo...im doomed to hunt moose and raise llamas for a meager living...owh well...off to the tundra i go..

blustery bye bye

2005-11-10T11:35:00.000-08:00

the title sounds like one one of those kiddy pop up books...blustery bye bye said mr.huffy puffy cloud to mrs.willowy tree as he blew her off the ground, roots and all into oblivion...wow...i am one bitter ol biddy...never employ me to write stories for children..its very very windy out here...surprisingly its not as cold today...its less cold when its windy...huh..go figure...i hate the rain..it doesnt come and go in one ginormous thunderstorm the way i like it...it stays and drizzles...boring teeny weeny lil holes into my skull evrytime i venture outside to see if i can brave the elements to search for the adorably annoying mutt,tedo who has a tendency to go climbing sawdust mountains....(long story)...on to less melancholic news...i have applied for skool and am gonna start in january...the skool is full of scary auntle type people....they look very very aged...i think i've signed up for the wrong classes...maybe its for old people...what am i gonna do surrounded by old people...and here's the clincher...i have to take a 45 minute train ride evryday to get to school and back...even though my classes start at 8.30 i still have to leave home at 7.15..which meas i would be waking up around the same time i woke up back home..easier system ,my ass...winter cold and early mornings do not make for a happy camper...

i want fries and a large coke...stat...

and i thought yee's was cold....

2005-10-30T22:30:00.000-08:00

OH MY BLOODY FREEZING GIDDY AUNT!!!the operative being freezing..with no offence meant to any aunts of mine..giddy or otherwise who might've cough*snooped*cough, ahem i mean stumbled upon this site...freezing a ginormous understatement to what my toes are currently doing...more like developing frostbite and getting ready to fall off...and i cant even grow new ones...damn...stupid 2 degree weather..its as if god threw me here on a whim jusz to see me suffer in the cold and eventually wither and die...alone..in the rain...with my shoes soaked...there isnt gonna be a bigger sign from the heavens than that..i can tell you now...come to think of it..my fingers aren't exactly having a blast either...Woolen socks..HAH!! thats no match for the icy bitter biting wind bent on amputating my lower extremities...those people at the winter clothing store should be whacked with a suitcase...literally..remind me people..im gonna do that the next time im back in malaysia..thump that irritating green haired lump rite on her "relly..its warm..its so warm..u might not even need it..canada only,mah...." head...i might not even need it??i'll tell you what i dont need...i dont need prosthetic toes...unfortunately i dont think im gonna have much of a choice come spring...warm enough...thats the last time i listen to the people at the winter wear shops...EVER!!...EVER!!...now on to less depressing and maniacal news...it halloween tomorrow...not going trick-or-treating cos i am old...yes..also cos i wailed...BUT WHAT WILL I WEAR??? to which my mom answered with a *TISSSHHH* and ordered me to stay home handing out candy to grubby lil kids whose poor nearsighted parents dress up to look like cute lil hobgoblins and such but the effect is quite the opposite of what is desired...lil red nosed grabby handed demons..yelling in peoples faces and demanding candy...but they wont get it from me that easy...NO WAY NO HOW...for i am the be all and end all supreme ruler of the universe and all its obscure contents...and also part time..CANDY MASTER...bask in my glow..be nice to me..and gimme gummy bears...for i control the key to your dental doom...i am the oracle of your obesity...i own the key to the gilded gates of heart attack heaven...BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

doesnt sound to nice now does it...u lil whatever ur supposed to be...
here..have a granola bar.....NEEEEXXXTTT...

living in a closet...

2005-10-27T22:40:00.000-07:00

yes..thats where i'll live out the remainder of my sadly wasted life...in a stinky closet which was previously home to a bunch of moth eaten coats and stupid nonfunctional mothballs...but on a less morbid note...we went house hunting today...yes we did..we did ..we did...okie..i noe im repeating myself like a broken mojo jojo...its jusz that i've been sooo bored lately..smart ass that i am..i packed off all my precious books on the container..thinking that i'd be more than occupied watching grass grow..how gravely mistakrn i was...i now sit here rotting in my misery and boredom..watching grass grow and waving back at the extremely friendly flies who seem to think i want to be friends...such is the tragedy of my existence..i cant even eat to fill the time..i cant afford to..im morbidly obese as it is..hole in the ground obese but soon to be borderline tsunami obese..(for full obesity level information..seek out val and fellow obesity specialist...theres more to obesity than u'll ver noe..yup..yup..am now obsessed with the shopping channel...anyone for the ab buster...only 499.99...whats that?yes only 499.99..order now and u'll get an emergency tsunami evacuation kit for free...omg..talk about intellectual wasteland...i also watch sesame street..no complaints there though...i love it to bits...i also saw dora the unblinking idiot explorer...i only watch that show so that i can curse triangle head dora and her idiot ape in boots friend to heck and back...the lil eyelid deficient triangle head always yells..."WHAT DO U THINK???!!!" and then proceeds to stare blankly into the screen...at which glaze eyed 2 year old stare blankly back...oh wow..interactive learning...how enlightening...

oi vey...i am one bitter old coot...
gimme my alice in wonderland and a big bar of chocolate...please....i need help...

final....not quite yet...

2005-10-24T18:05:00.000-07:00

i'm here....yup...im here...i dont think that the reality of this has completely sunk in yet because instead of wigging out..im...well...NOT...which is weird beacuse evrytime something a little less ordinary happens im the first one to go all chicken licken..." the sky is falling...the sky is falling"....on the way back from the airport today, i saw people walking past going on with their lives quite like what we might see in movies and such...and thats just what it felt like...all this is a movie and im jusz watching it..im not even in it at all...am i in denial??dont roll ur eyes,u evil bunch of sarcastic eye-rollers...honestly..cant one express herself without being subjected to funky eye contortions...??in a nutshell,its like standing on the outside looking in...and to be completely honest,im ,for now at least, not very thrilled with what i see...and oh yea..pong..i couldnt get the thingy u sent cos my neighbours decided to go send their smuggled rambutans to thailand yesterday...but fret not,oh directionally challenged one..for my loyal cousin..(yea val..the big one)has offered his retrieval services...pictures will be up in about a week or so...when we really get settled...dont even know if anyone bothers reading this but anyway it lets me vent without having to resort to more violent measures...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

the bestest best best of the bestest best...

2005-10-16T00:49:00.000-07:00

yup...that is how i inarticulately describe my friends...but truly they r the bestest best best of the bestest best...dont believe me??

buying me the xxl jingga tee i have been dropping dead left right and centre for...
ever so "thoughtfully" writing me a 50 mile long letter to read on the plane when im bored out of my wits..
writing me a thankfully fictional autobiography..complete with giraffes, roti canai, currypuffs and pulau ketam
being hysterical for me...
telling me to stop being hysterical when really..they're worse than i am..
stealing my page in the book of life andmaking the entire class and all the teachers sign my page in it and claiming all the glory for themselves
supporting my claims of being able to be unconcious anytime i want..
poking me awake when i sleep during geography
poking me even when im clearly awake and yelling at em to cut it out
singing "i've got a lovely bunch of coconuts" on top of their lungs...and honestly any other song,rhyme or jingle that comes to mind...
terrorizing teachers...poor..poor meter man...crying in the bathroom with speedy holding his hand..
scourge of the flyer folk..ne'er let one pass u by without fisrt scaring the living daylights outta him or her..
always..always supportive of harebrained schemes and half baked plots of world domination...
accent buddies...1932..ve r ze nazis...and all that jazz..

i could go on and on...but would it help deflate your already uncontrollably ballooning egos??nope...i thought as much...so this is it..bottom line..im gonna miss all of y'all to the ends of the earth and back...uhuh...and no pong...u cannot ever use be all and end all's hysterical crying fit as a way to go out ever again..beware pong..for you have been warned...

my oh my..

2005-10-08T09:00:00.000-07:00

i am here once again..wondering why is it in the first place that i own a blog..actually 2...i've been pondering this ever since i set up the first one... whenever i come to a dead end, i usually erase evrything and start all over..its the same in everything i do..from math..to blogs..and now i cant help wondering whether i have the same attitude when dealing with people...am i honestly that callous and merciless in my relationships with others??

val asks me this one question time and time again..." omg, why on earth did you even bother signing up for prs in the first place??" usually thats followed by a disappointed head shake or a more agressive retort of " take your ugly self and put it outside"...yes,my friends are the bee's knees when it comes to being friendly...they're so friendly they'd probably shoot you on sight...and when they realise you're not a convicted felon...they'll probably blame you for dressing up like one..or alternately..they could also blame you for impersonating a moose when it is clearly moose hunting season...uhuh..all this under sri amans one decrepit little roof...you poor..poor meese...my nonexistent heart bleeds for you...

guess what? my phys ed teacher think that im morbidly obese...yup...and as a treat..she was gonna let me be the first person to bless the new *ahemhandmedownahem* gym with my bodily produced version of holy water...ergo..sweat and toil on either the rickety bike that threatens to fall apart at the mere hint of being touched or the trampoline which which was used by methuselah when he was but a wee lad...

such an honour...and all for lil ol me..
shush..be still my beating heart...

you wouldnt believe....

2005-09-29T00:06:00.000-07:00

honestly, i have no idea what going on right now..why??..i'll tell you

1. i've quit school...in the realest sense of the phrase
2. the maid has gone home....i have no clue about the burdens of hsekeeping
3. i'm hanging around the house..packing..which is a ginormous undertaking...especially since i have to downsize 16 years worth of junk into 4 crates...
4. just plain confused

to be honest ,its been quite a long while since i've actually felt this cluless..evryone's got their own lives to deal with right now, so i cant go around unburdening...

damn karma...if i knew it was going to screw me up so..i'd have never believed in it in the first place...it only exists if u believe in it after all...now im in too deep to unbelieve..

deep breath....inhale..exhale...i can deal...I WILL SURVIVE...i think i can..i think i can...

im blogging to reassure myself that i can deal by talking to myself as if i were the little red engine...oh my giddy aunt..im positively insane...

on the not-so-dull side of things bordering on the incredulous (at least for those who know me)....i actually partook in the general kitchen-ly duties today..i also came *this* close to actually doing my own laundry...something i havent done since...well...forever...see...i can deal..yes i can..

yay

2005-09-25T23:17:00.000-07:00

yay...new template..finally found something i like...YAY me...lets hear it once again..YAY MEEEEEEE!! yup..thats about all i have to say...uhuh...okay...i'll be going now...anytime soon...k..rite.......NOW! okay maybe i'll just sit here and stare at the screen till the muses return with my writing mojo...never mind..they've been gone since last tuesday, i doubt they're returning anytime soon...
dang those unreliable muses!!

not so shabby....

2005-09-07T12:17:00.000-07:00

if i do say so myself...off from school today thanks to pa's bellisimo neverending supply of m.c.s...but honestly, i am ill...really,truly ill...so ill i couldnt make it to school today...yes..that ill i am....convinced yet?? nah..who am i kidding?? i am a big fakey liar...but right now an ill big fakey liar...time for updates...

i have a new scam...okie fine...miss obesity(she's going to clonk my head with a nine iron) and i have a new scam....heres the interesting bit...the scammee is every bit as cunning as the scammers...maybe even more so...but since i am the alpha and the omega..the be all and end all supreme ruler of the universe and all its little insignificant contents...i shall emerge triumphant...i am beyond positively sure about this one...
the results for the most inopportunely timed test in the entire world have been handed over....and i can now say with absolutely no hesitation and fear of being smited....that god has apparently gone on a vacation....probably to the galapagos or something...i prayed and i prayed and i prayed...and then i prayed some more...but did my itty-bitty prayer request come true...nu-uh...wanna know why?? cos god's taking a break...was a string of a's and b's too much to ask for??honestly...sometimes i jusz feel like going up to the POWERS-THAT-BE and confronting them..." yea...yea..i'm talking to you....lets take it outside" *cue: evil sneer and twitching vein next to eyeball*
gone around the bend much?? i was possibly the most furious...fumingly...ifyoupeopledontfindmybookwhichyalllostinthefirstplaceimgonnakillyall..sort of friend yesterday...but once again..i have an explanation for my murderous tendencies...i was PMS-ing...yes i was...contrary to popular belief my pissed off face is not the only expression i own..i also own a blur face( which i use most of the time),an ihateyousogoaway face,an ohmygodtherescake face (which i reserve especially for my calorie laden trips to secret recipe) and my superior imthealphaandtheomegasocowerinmypresenceyouinsignificantcreatures face(which i use sparingly due to unfounded rumours circulating that i am the world's biggest snob)...
p and m are okie for now...and when i say for now.. i mean this very second...this very moment..because unbeknownst to the ginormous population of this planet....world war three,four,five,six,seven,891011121314151617181920...so on and so forth have been erupting in the fairytaler household since the effervescent one (read : me) was born...
but nevertheless..cake and icecream shall prevail...the meek shall inherit the earth and kfc will stop butchering harmless little mutant chickens for financial gain...mark my words....vegetarianism is the future...

now...where did i put my cheeseburger?

and so it begins...well..not just yet..

2005-08-26T00:33:00.000-07:00

the first..a most momentous occasion..surely with cake and ice cream...alas..it is not to be..so her i am..the fairytaler..with a jar of cold gherkins and a mug of hot chocolate to keep me company..scoff if you must but they happen to be fine companions as they say very little and aren't very prone to giving unsolicited advice...anyway..back to my point which got lost somehwere in the depths of the gherkin jar...this is still under construction...yes..imaginary readers..it is under construction..keep your non-existent barbs and criticisms to yourselves thankyouverymuch...