Saturday, December 30, 2006
i am very the confused...
yea..yea...go ahead..roll your eyes and think..oi vey..what else is new?...but tis true..i am truly confounded...and so i have decided...to buy myself a horse...and wonder of wonders..guess what i did?? i bought myself a horse...boxing day sale...70% off...now all i have to figure out is whether they have a horse parking bay at my school..or whether they'll make one to accomodate Hoofy...dont ask...the name came with the horse...oh well..beggars cant be choosers..so Hoofy it is...he is currently freezing his horsy butt off in my backyard...do i care?...strangely yes..i am mildly concerned for the welfare of this quadraped...should i be concerned about my state of mind?to alleviate his incessant shivering..i am in the process of trying to convince my ancient neighbour to knit a cashmere sweater for Hoofy..yup..yup..for some reason..she thinks im mad...shes the deranged one...who happens to smell like boiled cabbage...she knits fugly sweaters for her cats..but she cant knit one for hoofy?...its dicrimination i tell ya...pure unfounded discrimination...shes specieist...its late...i will continue this insanity at a later date...adieu...and heres a HAPPY NEW YEAR to y'all..just in case i dont see y'all online in time to wish y'all...have blast in 2007!
the fairytaler at 1:51 AM
im bored..once again...so..yup..you guessed it...QUIZZES!!!
| Dark Purple |
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there's more.....
| Your Learning Style: Curious and Brilliant |
 You are a very abstract learner. You can grasp even the most complex theories. You Should Study: Astronomy Biology Chemistry Computer Science Linguistics Mathematics Philosophy Physics Psychology |
can we have a big BAHAHAHAHAHAHA...?
on we shall plow...
| You Have Your Sarcastic Moments |
 While you're not sarcastic at all times, you definitely have a cynical edge. In your opinion, not all people are annoying. Some are dead! And although you do have your genuine moments, you can't help getting your zingers in. Some people might be a little hurt by your sarcasm, but it's more likely they think you're hilarious. |
aww..now this has gotten me feeling trite...so im going to offer *gasp* *choke* an apology *gasp* *choke*...im very very very the sorry if i've ever hurt any one of y'all with my sometimes misdirected evilness...truly..i am..please dont go all sociopath-with-deep-rooted-issues-stemming-from-an-evil-friend's-stupid-comments-made-a-bajillion-years-ago...
enough of the mush..now on to more mind numbingly meaningless quiz results...they bring me joy in the most bizarre way..
| You Are A Walnut Tree |
 You are strange and full of contrasts... the oddball of your group. You are unrelenting and you have unlimited ambition. Not always liked but always admired, you are more infamous than famous. You are aggressive and spontaneous, and your reactions are often unexpected. A jealous and passionate person, you are difficult in romantic relationships. |
the not always liked part...yup..yup..the admired part..a bit sketchy if you ask me...my absolute faith in the accuracy of these quizzes is quickly fading...jealous..?says who?...im so selfless it kills me...most of the time..okay..maybe sometimes...fine...rarely..okay..fine..you win..blasted conscience...never...okay..?are you happy now?
and on we go...
| You Are Apple Red |
 You're never one to take life too seriously, and because of it, you're a ton of fun. And although you have a great sense of humor, you are never superficial. Deep and caring, you do like to get to the core of people - to understand them well. However, any probing you do is light hearted and fun, sometimes causing people to misjudge you. |
im a ton of fun...who knew?..yup..these quizzes are definitely beyond a doubt..flawed to heck and beyond...deep and caring...lets have another BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA here...for i am yeeeeeeeeeeeevvvviiiiiiiilll...yeeeeeevvviiiiiiilll i tell yoooooouuuuuuu.....
neeeeeeeeeeeeeeext.....
| Your Aura is Violet |
 Idealistic and thoughtful, you have the mind and ideas to change the world. And you have the charisma of a great leader, even if you don't always use it! The purpose of your life: saying truths that other people dare not say Famous purples include: Mahatma Gandhi, Martin Luther King, Jr., Susan B. Anthony Careers for you to try: Political Activist, Inventor, Life Coach |
now i know this is all a bunch of crud...im agonna raise yaks in mongolia...and we mongol yak herders have no need for such fancy shmancy stuff...pass the hay...
are y'all bored yet?cos i could do this all day...wheeeee...
| You Have Good Karma |
 In general, you like to do the right thing when it comes to others. Your caring personality really shines through. Sure, you have your moments of weakness - and occasionally act out. But, all in all, you're karma is good... even with those few dark spots. |
flawed..i tell you..absolutely flawed...
but amusing nonetheless...so on we go...
| Your Personality Cluster is Introverted Thinking |
 You are: Objective, honest, and credible Intellectually curious, with many diverse interests More inclined toward ideas than people Fiercely independent and unapologetically unconventional |
maybe i'll take back some of the flawed part...not all..but some...
okay..fine...i know..this is sucky...i agree...one more k?..then im done...promise...and i also promise to get some help getting over this addiction...
| You Are Lightning |
 Beautiful yet dangerous People will stop and watch you when you appear Even though you're capable of random violence You are best known for: your power Your dominant state: performing |
awww..lemme do one more...just one more...
| Your Birthdate: April 23 |
 You're not good at any one thing, and that's the problem. You're good at so much - you never know what to do. Change is in your blood, and you don't stick to much for long. You are destined for a life of travel and fun. Your strength: Your likeability Your weakness: You never feel satisfied Your power color: Bright yellow Your power symbol: Asterisk Your power month: May |
ya la...i noe la...im a flake..and im probably gonna end up a hobo..thanks for rubbing it in...
and it is on this bitter note that i conclude today's quiz result torture post...
the fairytaler at 12:53 AM
Friday, December 22, 2006
okay...so you've finally succeeded...
i hope you're happy you've won this stooopid dare...cos im mortified...and strangely fascinated with the insight...
the fairytaler at 11:43 PM