Wednesday, March 22, 2006
go figure....fishy..fishy fish fish..
kinda lost track of what i wanted to say after typing out the title...but nevertheless..i shall try my best...hey,i rhymed..*beams with pride*..yea..arent y'all just gosh darn impressed? uhuh anyway back to what really matters here...actually..i dont think i remember what it was i set out to blog about in the first place...so here...accpet my humble apologies and look at this.......................................................................
the fairytaler at 12:40 PM
Thursday, March 09, 2006
hidey ho...
*collective gasp* owh yea..your worst fears are now realized...i have turned into a hill-bloody-billy..lemme repeat that if you're a little slow on the uptake..HILL-BLOODY-BILLY...yup..uhuh..i know..it just break you heart to see a person with such a promising future in psychiatric artistry (read : professional lunatic)turn into a blade-of-straw chewing,plaid and overall wearing manolo-less person...and since y'all are so bereft with grief...to ease your pain i have set up a turn-me-back-to-normal fund which would enable me to return to the city i love the bestest best in the entire world...pj..where my beloved O.U. is..donations are accepted in the form of shoes and/or money...maybe even certain types of chocolate...now that we're all on the same page as to where the last vestiges of my sanity has escaped to,i shall enlighten y'all about the occurence of snow...actually..i dont know how it happens either...maybe i do..but i couldnt give a rats ass...but what i would like to tell y'all is...THE END OF THE WORLD IS NEAR!!dig one of those nuclear shelters and stock it up with canned beans,beetroot and cabbage or whatever it is refugee type people are forced to eat...brace yourselves people..what im about to say may not be suitable for all audiences..viewer discretion is advised...
THE DAMN WEATHER HAS GONE CRAZIER THAN ME!!LITERALLY...AND I'M THE HUJAN HOOLIGAN...ITS SNOWING IN MARCH!!!
okie...maybe that might incite mean ass thoughts of "so what?"...but believe you me..if you'd had worn your lovely light spring clothes to school one day thinking it was gonna be okie weather..and then bam..suddenly bits of snow smack you in the face...what would your reaction be?
given lack of choice, i did what any other self respecting, frozen butt-ed 16 and half year old would do...stand smack in the middle of the road and start cursing the weather..loudly..with shaking fist and all...now canadians are afraid of me...BAHAHAHA...afraid..as they should be..for i will one day bring them a doom beyond their wildest imagination...and i cant tell you what that doom is yet because its a secret...no actually i cant tell you cos i dont know what it is yet...darn this compulsive truthfulness...
i absolutely despise groundhogs..
the fairytaler at 12:25 PM